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So it turns out I'm Celestia · 12:53am Jan 2nd, 2013

A friend who's into name meanings, but knows nothing of pony, just told me my name means "peaceful god, lover of horses".

[Updated 2021: ... and my Chinese zodiac sign is the fire horse.]

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well then.

Congratulations! Your name is slightly more interesting than mine.

Mine means: cleared land, of the helm, or of the crown.

You sly dog...

Bad Horse is Celestia... hold on while I process this information...
... ... ... ... ... ...

So what that means is that either...
A: Equestria is run by the most villainous of villains
B: The Evil League of Evil is run by the most wonderful and gracious Princess.

I honestly don't know which is more awesome... Somepony write that fic.//dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Twilight_crazy.png

Wait... Your iRL name is Epona? Awesome! :pinkiehappy:

NTL #7 · Jan 2nd, 2013 · · ·

I'm totally not trying to reverse engineer your name from that piece of information :raritywink:

So your name is Philip or something similar?

Maybe not. If memory serves Zeus had a proclivity for changing forms and having 'relations' with ladies that struck his fancy.

Ah, that explains why villains in MLP are vanquished so easily. They are actually absorbed into the Evil League of Evil and given new names. The evidence is clear. Nightmare Moon becoming "Luna" a sister that was never noticed before. Discord supposedly locked up forever in stone, and yet he's making commercials for The Hub. Chrysalis vanishing, but showing back up in comic books for five bucks a piece, with *dozens* of different covers (each of which is another five spot) Obviously each of their evil schemes was great enough to be accepted into the League.

Now I'm jealous. Guess I need to go make a Freeze Ray.

Dear Princess Bad Horse...

And you receive and send mail through magical means (country singers) with your evil students and fellow evil... evilers. :moustache:

My name means: "watchful, alert"
It should probably mean: "lazy, bedsores"

EDIT: You should probably fix the link in the post you'll make eight years from now.

5573051 Okay, thanks. I'll have done that 8 years and 1 hour from now.

Peaceful god… Theo something.
Theobroma cacao. 'Cocoa, the food of the gods'

I'm unreasonably amused that people got the name "cocoa" from "cacao" by swapping the vowels.

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