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Posh


How could you do this? And on Jueves?!

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  • 70 weeks
    Reaction Story Ideas

    Hello everybronie, it is I, Posh, actor, writer, philosopher, creator of the hit series “Big Octopi in Little Delphi,” inventor, writer, occasional male escort, deposed vice-regent of Luxembourg, writer, actor, critic, writer, and overall tall drink of water. I’m here today to discuss a new trend I’ve seen in the MLP fan fiction community: Reaction stories.

    What is a reaction story?

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    20 comments · 364 views
  • 91 weeks
    Chapter Eight is Live

    The real chapter eight. What was originally labeled as chapter eight, “Pasta al Forno,” was an April Fool’s joke that sprang from a ficlet Dubs wrote me for Jesus Day. The chapter titles and order have been rearranged to reflect this.

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  • 92 weeks
    The Pros and Cons of Giving a Damn

    "I'm not looking for pity. I'm trying to make a point. Girls like us can't rely on anyone, can't get attached to anyone. You just set yourself up to get hurt down the line when they're gone.

    "’Cuz they're always gone, in the end."

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    8 comments · 254 views
  • 97 weeks
    Donations Page: For Billy Kametz

    Billy Kametz has passed away.

    For those of you who don’t know who that is, he is Ferdinand von Aegir. For those of you who don’t know who that is, first of all, shame on you. Second, he was also someone named Jotaro. In English.

    Or Josuke. I don’t watch that show. He was someone named Jojo; I don’t know which one.

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  • 98 weeks
    Posh's Story Reviews: Folio The Second - Part Two - A Mire From Which There Can Be No Exodus

    Awoooo, awaaaaa, amooooooooo. I’ve finished communing with the Elder Spirits, those phantom deities which lend me their neurons to write these glorious literary critiques. They’ve guided me to two more stories, to add onto my previous blog. In exchange, they are slowly siphoning my lymphatic fluids for their own purposes (I think they carbonate it and use it as a mixer in cocktails).

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Jul
6th
2021

On the morality and efficacy of believing things that are similar yet also different from people who have morals and beliefs which are similar yet also different from my own and those held by similar like-minded people to myself which might put them in co · 9:23pm Jul 6th, 2021

When it comes to the polarization and the diffusion of opinion, the demonizasion of perspectives contrary to my own and vice-versa, I find it handy dandy and most respectabandy to consider the definitions of words such as respect, respect for positions respect for oppositions and beliefs and figures in things that matter

For example I have been known to have held certain positions and opinions in my life with some weight and significance which are important to me and gestated over long periods of time as does the embryo within the humble Egg, opinions and perspectives which are opposite to the people who have opinions that are opposite my own and our opinions thus in opposition could hypothetically formint some sort of conflict in perspective opinion point of view and or ideological balance which could lead to rifts breakages and a ceacation of relations between I and they

Such opinions include beliefs and religious spiritual values musings on the nature of humankind and the veracity of core truths based on that which I have witnessed and seen over the course of the number of years I have been on this earth (a nonzero integer of positive value) and also deeply held sincere philosophical beliefs on the very perspectives and values which mankind (I am of course using this word in its classical meaning which is not gendered and also extends to all homo sapiens on this island we call the planet which is third in the solar system in our arm of the candy bar galaxy) which should someone who holds opposite beliefs to my own glimpse my own beliefs could create schisms such as those that broke apart the Catholic Church and similar institutions such as One Direction

However should I villainize demonize and engage in demagoguery toward such people I would be remiss and deeply failing to comprehend the plurality of thought mind value belief intelligence and creed which creates the human race in all its special intrigue ingenuity and uniqueness, those who continue to propagate such mindless hate are those that I want nothing to do with except in cases where I want something to do with them because as previously stated the kindness and goodness of mankind’s (I am of course using this word in its classical meaning which is not gendered and also extends to all homo sapiens on this island we call the planet which is third in the solar system in our arm of the candy bar galaxy) is independent of creed belief philosophy morality and other words of synonymous value which denotatively mean similar or identical meanings

This is my official mission statement of purpose exclamation declaration proclamation regarding my stance on holding the beliefs and values opposite similar or otherwise juxtaposed against those with beliefs as well who inhabit shared spaces with me

Comments ( 27 )

I like your way with words. :twilightsmile:

Too confusing to understand. Recommend revising.

DannyJ — 05/14/2021
Posh, you're overdue to be useful to me for something.

Posh — 05/14/2021
What do you want me to do

DannyJ — 05/14/2021
Okay, well, remember when I asked for your help in planning an outline for a Posh-style depressing lesbian story? And how you said, "Okay, I will help you with your outline, but only after you have already finished your outline?"

Posh — 05/14/2021
you've finished your outline, haven't you

DannyJ — 05/14/2021
In fact, I have not.

Posh — 05/14/2021
lol, you suck

DannyJ — 05/14/2021
But I am at a stage where I've done all the heavy lifting by myself already, and just have the Legion of Doom to deal with, which is self-contained enough that you should be able to help without a completed outline. So your free ride is over. No more bathroom breaks on company time.

Posh — 05/14/2021
that's not a depressing lesbian story
that's a different story.

DannyJ — 05/14/2021
It is both depressing and significantly gayer than my usual fare, so it meets the criteria.

Posh — 05/14/2021
I don't know if a parody of the Justice League movie can qualify as a depressing lesbian story
I mean, it has some gays
but it's not really a sadfic.

DannyJ — 05/14/2021
Wha? No, I'm talking about my other story, you obtuse cunt.

Posh — 05/14/2021
...then why did you mention the legion of doom
that's a DC thing

DannyJ — 05/14/2021
Because that's my sarcastic nickname for the otherwise nameless alliance of Chrysalis, Cozy Glow, and Tirek, as you should know from editing seventy thousand words of a review in which I consistently called them that, you fucking dickpuddle.

Posh — 05/14/2021
well, my primary association with them is the Superfriends.

DannyJ — 05/14/2021
The actual DC Legion of Doom don't even have anything to do with Snyder League, and you've already seen the full outline of my terrible parody.
You have no excuse for this confusion, Posh.
You are just having a senior moment.

Posh — 05/14/2021
That's not impossible.

should someone who holds opposite beliefs to my own glimpse my own beliefs could create schisms such as those that broke apart the Catholic Church and similar institutions such as One Direction

I'm gouging out my eyes tonight because I deadass never needed to read that. From this day forward, all of my stories will be written via speech-to-text disability accommodations.

Good blog.

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I'm Ice Star. :)

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My favorite line from this masterpiece.

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You're LackLustre.

I think I understand this and that's how I know I'm in too deep

Gay.

Or straight.

Or something in between.

Whatever offends the most people, that's what this is

5550364 which part was unclear

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Only when I'm in the mood for eating kids. Which is always :^)

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About 80% of it.

5550408 you will have to be more specific

5550401 Me too!
We shall have an autumn wedding.

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I can say the same to you.

5550468 we should make a pact and bind our souls.

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

5550472 you heard me

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

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i'm sorry, ma'am

When you need to pad out an essay to reach the required word count

LOL

What's funny is that a lot of people here make blogs like this, so this post isn't much of an exaggeration.

An English degree shouldn't be a requirement for to read someone's blog haha.

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