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Andrew Joshua Talon


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Dec
6th
2020

Short Hand: Sleeping with Mares: Applejack · 4:54am Dec 6th, 2020

After a hard day's work with the Apples, Shepherd went to the barn to wash up. Applejack joined him. Both of them moving almost robotically as they scrubbed themselves off in a water tub.

Shepherd: "Guh... I'm so tired... How many freaking apple trees do you have?"

Applejack: "Big Mac knows... Ah ain't motivated t' ask him bout it though."

Shepherd: "Same..."

Shepherd pulls his clothes back on, and wanders out of the barn. The sun has set and the stars and moon are out.

Shepherd: "Oh geez... I'm too tired to walk back home."

Applejack: "Come on then. Let's get some shut eye at the farm house."

Shepherd manages to make it there, resting against the equally tired mare.

Applejack: "Ain'tcha supposed t' have unlimited stamina?"

Shepherd: "It's not unlimited. And I had to help Fluttershy with her chicken coop and fight Chewie this morning too."

Applejack: "Mmhm... Sure are keepin' busy despite bein' on easy street, ain'tcha?"

Shepherd: "I'm a military advisor, it doesn't mean I stop helping out around town. Or helping my friends."

He pats her on the rump, which makes her jump.

Applejack: "Ah! Hey!"

Shepherd: "Oh relax. I'm too tired to molest you."

Applejack: "Ain't what ah'm worried about, ya dern ape!"

They go up into the farmhouse, and up the stairs to Applejack's room.

Applejack: "Hey, the guest room's over there-"

Shepherd just staggers over to her bed, and falls in. Applejack scowls.

Applejack: "Hey! Wait jest a cotton pickin' minute-!"

Shepherd: "Come on in, it's nice and warm..."

Applejack: "But-!"

Applejack's Mind: "Quiet you fool! You can sleep with Shepherd now!"

Applejack: "Oh yeah. All right, if ah gotta..."

She snuggles in with him, underneath the blankets. He cuddles up to her and embraces her tightly.

Shepherd: "Mmmm... You're cuddly."

Applejack: blush "D-Don't say stuff like that! Stay quiet, will ya? What would Granny Smith think if she caught us lahk this?"

Shepherd: "I dunno. We'll worry about that when I'm not sleepy..."

Comments ( 8 )

I loved that. Consider my expectations successfully inverted.

I can already hear the cocking of the shotguns now...

Mmmmm pony cuddlin's

I'm sad for I have no mare to cuddle.

Everypony in gangsta until granny pumping her shotgun

Applejack's Brain: Now you can take advantage of the situation!
Applejack: Explain...
Applejack's Brain: Scootch your butt up real close to the Human, and he might get MORE "friendly" with you!
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Applejack does, leading to a rowdy session of "wrestling" with the Human.
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Afterward...

Applejack: Thanks, Brain! How can I repay you?
Applejack's Brain: Just don't wear your hat so tight from now on.
Applejack: You got it!

Granny heard them from down the hall and is thinking "IT'S ABOUT BUCKING TIME MY GRANDDAUGHTER MADE A MOVE!"

What would Granny Smith think if she caught us lahk this?

"Dang fool, wearin' him out so much y' can't do anything after work."

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