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ROBCakeran53


"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

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    WE DID IT

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    THE LIST.

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    Mare Fair

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    My father died last Wednesday.

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May
25th
2020

Thank your local Brony · 9:05pm May 25th, 2020

So if it wasn't at all apparent by some of my online shenanigans that bleed into IRL, or vise versa, then you'd know I (usually) hang with a bunch of other Fimmy Fic authors from time to time.

One such fellow is Admiral Biscuit, and today I'm thanking him cause both of my regular push mowers broke down today while trying to do yard work. I was gonna give up, then looking in my pile I saw one that the fucker, Admiral, gave me, and remembered with a pair of vice grips and some 100 low lead gasoline, it works.

So thanks, jackass, now I gotta keep doing yard work.

jk u da beest

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Rest in peace push mower, you will be missed, not as missed as Dashie was in the stories ending, still make me cry to this day.

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If you, or anyone, writes a My Little Mowie I will find you... And I will do unspeakable things...

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Nah won’t do such thing, as I have problems with writing a good story, just check out the two stories I posted on my profile.

Wait, you got that POS to actually run again?

Color me impressed.

Also:
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This lawn is dark and desolate. None come here. Naught has grown in years but loneliness and depression.

Oh, if I could but find a companion to wile away my days in the tall, tall grass.

But hark, a cardboard box! What secrets might it hold...?

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By the looks of Dashie's belly, she's done as much lawn work as she can stand, hence her putting gas in the mower.

Nice of you to help her, Rob!:rainbowlaugh:

That's what the BronyCon family does for each other, you know.

5268935 Hm..... But how to frame it: in Equestria with a lost mower, or in Earth, with a lost pony named Mo.

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I'm down. This is the kind of story Fimfic needs.

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You know now that you mention it, I’ve yet to write a My Little Dashie parody yet. :trollestia:

I think Admiral is probably already writing a story about this.

Yeah, that Admiral, what an asshole.

...I'm curious, if you don't mind me asking: what do the vice grips do to get it running again?

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It's tempting, but I already have too many other projects going on.

Although the idea of a pony finding a baby lawnmower in a box on her front porch is tempting....

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Yeah, last year, remember I even sent you a video of it? Silly Admiral.

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I warned everyone... now you've done it!

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"Lost pony named Mo". All I can think of there is a Three Stooges skit involving the mane six and Larry, Curly, and Moe, and now I'm worried...

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So when Admiral gave me the mower, he said the motor was junk. I saw how clean the deck was, and thought, well if I can't get it started, then I'd use it for a future polish air conditioner (another story). So, the first, and obvious, thing I did was pull the plug, put some marvel in, and pulled the carb and fuel tank to clean them. Then, when I went to pull start it to work the marvel in, it wouldn't pull. Acted like it was seized, but then I realized the shut off cable was all fudged up. Upon closer inspection, the cable was rotten, and seized, so I grabbed some vice grips, pulled on it against the motor side, and it released it.

From there, some fresh 100LL, a little ether, and bam, it worked.

tl;dr: If you look in the picture, at the back of the engine near the base of the handle, you can see the vice grips holding the broken shut off cable out.

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If you write this, you can use that opening, just credit me :V

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"then I'd use it for a future polish air conditioner (another story)"
...Which you've now gotten me curious about too, of course. :D
Thanks for the rest, though! :)
Ah, yes, and opening the picture in another tab and zooming in (much higher resolution than I expected), I do indeed see them!

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Yeah, last year, remember I even sent you a video of it? Silly Admiral.

I do have a vague recollection of that, now that you’ve mentioned it.

Idly clicking around Fimfiction, music blaring as usual, and I read this blog post exactly as this song comes on.

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