Old Gold · 4:25am Jan 9th, 2020
"AM I HAVING AN ORGASM??!!"
Firestorm collapsed on the floor and started to furiously rub his flashing Cutie Mark of a flaming X, making exaggerated moaning noises. "OH BABY!" he cried in a deep moan. "OH FAUST, OH BABY! YES! YEEEEEESSSS!!!!"
"Stop it, Storm," Noble told him, half a smile on his handsome features.
Firestorm, however, paid him no attention and continued to jerk his hips forward, writhing in fake ecstacy. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- "
While Twilight immediately went the deepest shade of red, Noble Blade just sighed and picked him up with his magic. "You're not having an orgasm, Storm."
"Then why the heck is my Cutie Mark acting so funky?" he asked, trying to rub his butt some more.
"I think it has something to do with the map there," Noble told him, pointing at the map. "It appears you're being called to go to the Castle of the Two Sisters with Rarity and Rainbow Dash." He smiled then. "But who knows? Maybe you are having an orgasm. I mean, you've never had one before, so you wouldn't know."
Firestorm fixed him with a murderous look.
LOL!
Firestorm getting owned count: 34
Are you okay, Brady?
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It's just one of his usual bouts of madness. Except now he's recycling gags from his stories, apparently. He'll be fi–
*sees the new avatar and user bio*
MysteryMuffin, are you doing alright?
Oh............kay.....................then................
I just died laughing at this
Oh my goodness! That's some really good work there Brady! LOL!
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No... not really. Arguments involving religion. They're making me feel like I'm evil. That usual stuff, y'know?
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Me too, Muffin. Me too.
Aaaaah, I remember that
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