Molestia and Shepherd

Shepherd, lone human in Equestria, is walking home from grocery shopping when he sees Princess Celestia tied up in the road.

Shepherd: "Uh... Your Highness?"

Celestia: "Oh no! Woe is me! A fearsome human has caught me, when I am at my weakest!"

Shepherd: "..."

Celestia: "I am tangled in these ropes! And the devious, evil human could do anything he wanted with me! Anything at all!"

Shepherd: "... Uh huh."

Celestia: "Why, he could spank me until my bottom glowed red-I would definitely hate that. Or fill me with his virile seed and make me carry his foals!"

Shepherd: "..." Steps around her and keeps walking

Celestia: "Oh, don't you even pretend, we both know you're going to ravish me into your mindless sex slave!"

Shepherd: Enters Twilight's Castle "... Sweetie, Celestia is-"

Twilight: sighs "I know. Princess Celestia! You are my beloved mentor and I love you... But I'm not sharing my husbando!"

Celestia: "I'll give you this book of forbidden knowledge~!"

Twilight: "... How forbidden?"

Shepherd: "Twilight!"

Comments

[FTR2017]

This reminded me of a comedy clopfic-style story here--

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It was inspired by a story of a civilized 'orc' who has to deal with a horny elf princess that appears on his doorstep.

It was quite the funny story, too. XD

I must make time to read the Hands! story you got there, though.

[Stolenalicorn]

Denied!
She's going to have to try something else.
Seems like he's got as much as can handle right now anyway.

[Inugami]

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I really loved how the manga got REEEEEEALLY close to showing actual smut, but then rescued itself with our Pure Orc hero.

[Andy Soshal]

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Love this comic.

Starbot dubbed it.

[Blade Star]

Twilight. Thank you for restoring my faith in the 98th Rule of Acquisition; 'Every mare has her price'.

[FanOfMostEverything]

Celestia: "I'll give you this book of forbidden knowledge~!"
Twilight: "... How forbidden?"
Shepherd: "Twilight!"

Celestia: "Nopony's even heard of this form of magic in seven hundred years, much less practiced it."
Twilight: "Mine!"
Shepherd: "Twilight!"
Celestia: "And now, the—"
*door slams*
Celestia: "... What?"
*A curl of smoke wafts out of the castle and resolves itself into a scroll before Celestia.*

Dear (but not that dear) Celestia,

I said I'd take the book. I never said you'd get the human.

With love (but not that much,)
Twilight

[ShirtMechanic]

You get an A++!

[Dan]

"As Senior Princess, I can still invoke Primae Noctis, you know!"