Story Retrospective Part 9 · 12:02pm Jun 29th, 2019
Yo yo Yo the future is zooming towards us. But who's zooming who? Oh shit. Aretha Franklin reference!
This song isn't very good. Let's listen to a better 80's Aretha Franklin song.
Anyway, you know the drill, horse fuckers.
- Super Trampoline · 958 words · 22 6 · 913 views
Oh hey, another song inspired by music. And this is one of the better ones, although honestly, my song-inspired stories tend to be pretty good. This is short and depressing, just like our sex last night. Seriously, do some fucking kegels or some shit, I don't know. Anyway, 8/10
- Super Trampoline · 1.4k words · 47 7 · 1.3k views
Oh hey, a meme story I actually managed to get out in time to still be relevant. And honestly, I think this story is one of if not the best introductions to my writing, with the way it goes from funny comedy to existential angst, to an uplifting ending, all wrapped within a thousand and change words. 10/10
- Super Trampoline · 1.5k words · 17 4 · 698 views
Wow I was on a roll. Another solid entry, with a similar path as the previous story. Another 9/10.
- Super Trampoline · 1.3k words · 8 5 · 322 views
Ah, Sharktavia. What a great concept. Maybe someday I'll finish this story. Maybe I'll write another chapter and include it in the book. If I do that, maybe this gets a 4/10.
- Super Trampoline · 1k words · 14 31 · 439 views
God, even though I think I made an E-Rated version of this, I remember literally nothing about. That's a bad sign. 2/10
- Super Trampoline · 1k words · 13 1 · 519 views
Oh hey, I wonder if I could find a picture of the request paper, much less the request paper itself. But the odds of at least 2 or 3 of the stories making it into the collection? 5/10.
- Super Trampoline · 1.1k words · 20 14 · 778 views
Fun experience, collaborating with the Biscuit. But is this a great duo of stories? No, No it's not. 3/10.
- Super Trampoline · 2.7k words · 13 1 · 567 views
Speaking of fun collabs, this was first one I did with Cynewulf. Oh what a lovely person Cynewulf is. I'm glad I've made her acquaintance. Anyway I don't remember a ton about this story other than that the DMV is involved. I think it was good? 5/10?
- Super Trampoline · 1.1k words · 25 7 · 1.2k views
Haha, we're really starting to getting into stories I remember better. And of course I have to include the story of my name sake! Even if it's not the most amazing story, it's definitely going into the collection! 10/10
- Super Trampoline · 1.1k words · 8 5 · 571 views
Jesus, we're getting into the heavy shitposting era. I remember extremely little about this story despite just saying I'm remembering more about these stories now. Uhhhhh for now 5/10?
- Super Trampoline · 1.1k words · 17 11 · 551 views
Haha, what a mad lad title. What an absolute madman. I mean, this story kind of sucks, especially the B-plot. But I mean, the memery. I gotta include it! 8/10
- Super Trampoline · 1.1k words · 10 5 · 517 views
Haha I was reeeeeeaaaaallllllllyyyyyy high on edibles when I wrote this. Hold on, let's use this as an excuse to find some stoned ponies
Haha pun! Anyway, this story was really dumb, so uh, 4/10?
This seems like a shit place to end, but it's been 12 stories and also it's 4:55am in the morning where I am and I'm waking up in two and a half hours for Rainbow Roadtrip. Anyway imma attempt to get a couple hours of sleep snuggling with my sort of? Boyfriend/bondage partner. Anyways, yeah, I'm completely fucked as far as getting this whole thing done by the 7th. FML. Oh well. Shitposting finds a way. Peace my dudes and dudettes and the folks in between.
you have dredged up something that was meant to be forgotten
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That could easily apply to most of my stories. What are you specifically referring to here? Oh, the picture at the end?
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Yes. :P