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Sarcastic Brony


Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

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  • 84 weeks
    The synopsis of "How many enemies have you made today?" and farewell.

    It’s been a wild ride, but I’m tired, and I think I deserve some rest. Before putting this part of my life in the past, I’ll deliver the final nail in the coffin. Below will be a few chapters and the synopsis of the final book “How many enemies have you made today?”. With that, the name Sarcastic Brony will die here. 

    The following chapter drafts:

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    72 comments · 5,650 views
  • 104 weeks
    I'm done for the time being.

    So, it's been months since my last update. I've worked on a few chapters for HME but yesterday something I've been dreading happened. I had to put my dog down of 17 years. This amount of time isn't common. Saying she was a dog or even family would be an understatement. We've been through a lot of things together. Though, the thing that angers me most is that it wasn't age that took her but

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    17 comments · 2,005 views
  • 121 weeks
    A holiday update.

    Hey there! It’s been a few months since my last blog post, and I thought today would be as good time as any to give an update on what’s been happening lately.

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    5 comments · 1,354 views
  • 132 weeks
    Another Siege montage? Yeah, I'm pretty good.

    My last montage for the time being. Still wondering about the anime stuff next. I've really been wanting to rant about this one anime, that I wholeheartedly believe is the worst anime ever made, but we'll see.

    4 comments · 346 views
  • 134 weeks
    HML ending now or soon? (Story Update)

    Story update time!

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Mar
28th
2019

Time to say goodbye · 12:22pm Mar 28th, 2019

So, the time is finally here. I’m sure many saw this coming, while others not so much. As the title says, I’m finally bidding my official adieu. It’s been a wild ride. Since joining back in 2012, I’ve read so many stories on this site, seeing users grow from beginning writers to well-known names in the HiE category. While I rarely commented, I was always around enjoying what was being created.

It was because of my love for the show and what I read that I created my first fanfic. I had a story to tell and that’s what I did. However, something changed along the way. I started to lose interest in MLP and with that my inspiration for the show slipped and all I was left with was my own universes.

The 'How many-verse' is one of my greatest accomplishments and failures. I had a story to tell, one that I never saw done before and I believe I’ve done that ten times over. Yet, the story ends here and will never come to a conclusion. I’m sure this is unfair to those that have been here with me the longest but in a sad way, it’s an appropriate end to the story.

As for Patreon. I truly do appreciate those that stuck around and believed in me enough to put your hard earned money to keep me inspired. That’s all it was in the end, just to give me a reason to stay, to tell the story I already knew the ending to. For that, I want to thank those who donated, truly, I’m sorry it ends here.

Even as I sit here I recall my time spent on this site. The good and the bad. From the PMs of people who told me they never related with a character so much in their life until they read “How many friends”, to an admin who simply said I was manipulating my user base for money when I opened a Patreon.

I’m almost thirty and with age, I’ve started to see that staying any longer isn’t going to be good for anyone. There is nothing that can be done that I haven’t already tried. Patreon was a bandage, my short hiatus was a bandage but it was all going to come to this eventually. My stories became a burden and there’s no way to fix that.

I’ll be honest, I never expected to be around this long. It amazes me that writing has become the longest thing I’ve ever done and I will always remember that. I know I didn’t make any friends here, so I have no one to say goodbye to but my fans that stuck around. Thank you for spending the time to read my stories.

I will be figuring out how to close my Patreon account over the next day or so. I will also be closing my Discord channel as well. As for those who have commissions, I’ll work on them when I can but give them to you once completed and let you decide what happens.

This name will die here but I’ll still be around. Perhaps one day you’ll see me again in another artistic medium under another name, but until then, this is goodbye.

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Comments ( 95 )

Damn.. This stinks. But. It was a good run man.

Wow... This is sad. Goodbye my friend.

So long as you have Cantorea with you, you should be fine.

Thanks for the memories!

F, it was a good run. Goodbye forever I guess. Would you consider at least posting the unfinished HML chapter you mentioned in one of your Patreon posts?
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Would you consider at least posting the unfinished HML chapter you mentioned in one of your Patreon posts?

I'll make a separate post compiling all my stuff.

May the story of your life continue on with the end of this great chapter. I may nit have been here to see you long, but I understand. May luck follow wherever you lead, you magnificent loon.

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Sorry to be demanding, but could you also include a brief summary of what was to happen in the remainder of your unfinished stories? It would certainly help give them at least some closure.

Shame to see you go, but thanks for the memories anyways. May never see each other again but we will always have FimFic.

I wish you would stay but if you think it's for the best do what you have to do. This sounds fitting for this.

“Yesterday brought the beginning, tomorrow brings the end, though somewhere in the middle we became the best of friends.” -Unknown

Time to say goodbye

Well, I'll be damned. Finish half your work. And then you can go home.

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17 out of 21 stories are complete. Sorry, bud. That's more than half.

Will you be leaving your account here open, or closing it?

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OK, I know you say this is forever but I hope one day you may come back at least to say hi and may be let us know what other places you are working in.

Bye Man, you had a good run here on this site and i wish you good luck with the things to come.

Aw man, well it's been fun while it lasted. Good luck with whatever comes next Sarcastic Brony

I've never been one to argue when someone feels like it was time to go, but damn. You and your works will be missed. All I can ask is if you could post a short summary or timeline of what you planned in these stories, to give us some closure.
Also, give a shout out if your ever in east La, like Ontario, I'll treat you to lunch or something.

That all said and done, my final word to you are...
Goodbye, and thanks for all the fluff!

Its sad to see it end, But I understand. You wrote a good story, and I hope that you will keep writing in some form in the future. Maybe you could post updates on Discord on your other projects and stuff kinda like a blog? Who knows but I will say, carry on my wayward brony, I wish thee well!

Well, this sucks a bit.

Yeah, I had figured you'd drop the fandom at some point, though I guess I was hoping the stories would be wrapped up, even if it was perhaps rushed. Ah well. I saw the Discord channel was just gone, already.

Not sure if I should read HML. It's never going to be finished and I want to read what does exist, but I almost always regret starting an unfinished story. On the other hand, I've already sort of started, what with HMF, and the first sequel....

You can't post that original story (and any other original stories) you were working on on Archive of Our Own. How will you let us know when and if you eventually post it....somewhere? Those of us that are interested anyway.

I got here beacuse It takes a village got featured yet is marked as cancelled and I decided to check other stories and the most recent blog.
Immediately noticed that that's the guy I'm reading How many lovers have you made today? from (on archiveofourown) and noticed it here canceled.

Holy shit, both It Takes a Village and How Many lovers is featured. Would be amazing if only the circumstances were better.
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Just saw that, what an L. Two stories featured right after being cancelled.

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Don't be that way. Am I happy that one of my favorite stories just got cancelled? No. But he isn't obligated to write for us, if he doesn't want to write then he doesn't have to. But you never know, miracles can happen. :twilightsheepish:

The site itself (or mods because I have no idea how features work) wants at least 2 of your stories to continue.
I am slightly disappointed. But sometimes it's better to wonder than to see something set in stone. Exactly like why we are afraid of the 9th season.

Can't say I've been around too long or read that much, but enough to say all the best to you on your travels and in your endeavours, stay free and walk your own path bud.

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From what I know, featuring is based on the amount of traffic a story receives in a short period of time. The last 3 slots of the featured box are reserved for recently updated stories that are popular and the rest are other features, or at least I think.

Sad to see you go Sarcastic, been a hell of a ride. I hope no matter what you do or if you decide to write more for anything it works out for you. Cheers friend and best wishes to you!

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Aw., Well, good luck buddy, wherever u end up.

Goodbye Sarcastic and good luck.

As sad as I am to see you go, I respect you taking the time to let everyone know not to keep their hopes up. It's been a wild ride, and the "How Many" verse remains one of my absolute favorites. You turned about 90% of the human fics in the site entirely on their head in incredible ways. The mane 6 were functionally antagonists, Anon was a highly competent adult but disinterested in pursuing friendships or romantic relationships. Beyond that, the world building was stellar. Luna had some very deep and entirely understandable reasons for her fall, and even Nightmare Moon seems to be a real character with depth who was going to play a major role in the story. So, I say again, I am sad to see it come to an end but I appreciate the heads up.

At the risk of asking too much, would it be possible for you to write up a quick summary of where the plot was going? I fully understand that it was turning into a chore you didn't want, but I would be deeply appreciative of at least knowing the end, even if we don't get to see it in story form.

Regardless of your response to the request, so long and thanks for all the fish.

I wish you the best of luck in whatever it is you do next and I wish you nothing but happiness and good fortune.

B-but they said the ride never ends... :fluttercry:

You be safe mate. Thank you for All your words and stories, ill keep enjoying them and thanking you for them. Best wishes with what lies ahead, be it full of laughter and excitement ☺️

Its sad to see you go, your stories were the only thing to get me through some days, i hope you have good luck with whatever you choose to do next

By any chance could you give us at least a summery of what would have happened to the rest of the story?

This sucks because this story series was the reason I created an account here. But oh well, things happen. Hope you still pursue a career in writing because you are fantastic at it.

My fellow FimFiction users, today we press F, but from here on, we must press W and move forward. Please everyone take of your hats.

*Takes off hat*

Thanks for letting us know. I really enjoyed the "How Many.." verse. When I first read the first story I remember thinking how the characterizations were done. Flipping many conventions on their heads and it no doubt influenced how I've viewed character profiles since then. I do hope you can provide a summary like others have ask if you have the time. Thank you so much for your time creating and sharing these works. I wish you all the best in your future endeavours.

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That sucks, I've really enjoyed your work. I wish you the best of luck wherever life takes you! :pinkiesad2:

Always remember this song dude. See you in the funny papers.

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Shame to see you leave, but a great thanks for all the stories that you have made.

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I'll most likely add a summary in my next blog post that'll have my compiled works. It'll take time, as there's a lot and I want it to be clean and organized.

it's been a hell of a ride brother. I've been following you ever since i can remember. thank you for all the great stories man i wish you the best, without a doubt your "how many friends have you made" , "how many have you forgiven today", and "how many lovers have you made today" stories my favorite stories I've ever read on here. everything you accomplished on here will never be forgotten.

Well, thanks for the memories, man. I wish you good luck and thank you for sharing your stories with us. You will be missed.

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