In order for Pinkie to remain perched like that, she would need to weigh as much as a duck. Which would mean she’s made of wood. Which makes her... a witch! May we burn her?
Uh, hey, Maud: what are you and Pinkie doing right now? Maud: Talking to you while having an upside down staring contest... It's one of our childhood past-times; Maud, tell Dashie what the current score is Maud: 463 to 0: I'm in the lead Wow, I...don't know how to respond to that... (gets up in Rainbow's face) I KNOW, right!? She's just too... (pauses) Aw, Maud: you won again! Maud: You almost got me that time: if it weren't for Rainbow interrupting us, you might have lasted a few more minutes... Yeah, uh, I'll just leave you to it... Maud: Soo, best 465 out of 929? You're on!
When you write Pinkie so much that she takes up permanent residence in your mind. (Artist's rendition)
Pinkie proving she is as light as a balloon
"Whatcha doin' Maud?"
Maud: "I know what we're doing today Pinkie."
So, is this a bad time to mention I sat in super glue before coming to meet you?
PP: "Maud, guess what's up"
Maud: "This is one of those rare occasions in which my face reflects exactly how I feel"
: Watch me lay an egg.
Maud: You remember what happened last time.
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Me?
In order for Pinkie to remain perched like that, she would need to weigh as much as a duck.
Which would mean she’s made of wood.
Which makes her... a witch!
May we burn her?
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If you must know, Geologist have crazy strong neck muscles. She didn't get that Rocktorate by skipping gym class!
Maud: Pinkie, as a sister, you're one of the best, but as a hat, you're terribly in lacking.
Uh, hey, Maud: what are you and Pinkie doing right now?
Maud: Talking to you while having an upside down staring contest...
It's one of our childhood past-times; Maud, tell Dashie what the current score is
Maud: 463 to 0: I'm in the lead
Wow, I...don't know how to respond to that...
(gets up in Rainbow's face) I KNOW, right!? She's just too... (pauses) Aw, Maud: you won again!
Maud: You almost got me that time: if it weren't for Rainbow interrupting us, you might have lasted a few more minutes...
Yeah, uh, I'll just leave you to it...
Maud: Soo, best 465 out of 929?
You're on!
Three more and we can form Voltron! Dibs on the head!
And this is how the term "butt-head" came to pass.
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Never skip Neck Day.
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It's official: Pinkie is an asshat.
Holey Moley! I just grew a sister from my ass. I will call her Maud.
“Now all we need is a trenchcoat and we can finally sneak into R-rated movies!”
“...I think we’re already old enough to get in without the elaborate disguise...”
“Awww...”
“Fine.”
“Yayyy!”