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LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

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When you write Pinkie so much that she takes up permanent residence in your mind. (Artist's rendition)

Pinkie proving she is as light as a balloon

:pinkiehappy: "Whatcha doin' Maud?"
Maud: "I know what we're doing today Pinkie."

:pinkiehappy: So, is this a bad time to mention I sat in super glue before coming to meet you?

PP: "Maud, guess what's up"

Maud: "This is one of those rare occasions in which my face reflects exactly how I feel"

:pinkiesmile:: Watch me lay an egg.
Maud: You remember what happened last time.

In order for Pinkie to remain perched like that, she would need to weigh as much as a duck.
Which would mean she’s made of wood.
Which makes her... a witch!
May we burn her?

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If you must know, Geologist have crazy strong neck muscles. She didn't get that Rocktorate by skipping gym class!

Maud: Pinkie, as a sister, you're one of the best, but as a hat, you're terribly in lacking.

:rainbowderp: Uh, hey, Maud: what are you and Pinkie doing right now?
Maud: Talking to you while having an upside down staring contest...
:pinkiesmile: It's one of our childhood past-times; Maud, tell Dashie what the current score is
Maud: 463 to 0: I'm in the lead
:rainbowderp: Wow, I...don't know how to respond to that...
:pinkiegasp: (gets up in Rainbow's face) I KNOW, right!? She's just too... (pauses) Aw, Maud: you won again!
Maud: You almost got me that time: if it weren't for Rainbow interrupting us, you might have lasted a few more minutes...
:rainbowderp: Yeah, uh, I'll just leave you to it...
Maud: Soo, best 465 out of 929?
:pinkiecrazy: You're on!

:pinkiehappy: Three more and we can form Voltron! Dibs on the head!

And this is how the term "butt-head" came to pass.

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Never skip Neck Day.
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It's official: Pinkie is an asshat.

:pinkiegasp: Holey Moley! I just grew a sister from my ass. I will call her Maud. :pinkiehappy:

“Now all we need is a trenchcoat and we can finally sneak into R-rated movies!”

“...I think we’re already old enough to get in without the elaborate disguise...”

“Awww...”

“Fine.”

“Yayyy!”

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