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xziullugullum · 5:54am Jan 3rd, 2019

...and you can't stop me

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4990361
Of course. Did you learn nothing from Bill and Ted?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=GDVCZXbEd5I
Seems appropriate.

Apologies for any feels this may trigger.

Ho boah

Hap
Hap #5 · Jan 3rd, 2019 · · ·

You think he's playing air-guitar, but he's actually giving an air-handjob.

You can't un-see it, now.

Either he's having a stroke, or he's giving one to an invisible man.

Stare for too long, and you just might hear the music.

Stroking the shaft while tickling the sack.

I don't wanna stop you, you beautiful poni you. You're writing again, and so you should sally forth and write and write and write!

4990476
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4990500
:rainbowderp:
Now I can never unsee this for the rest of my life. What have you done to me?!

*commence dramatic wailing* :raritydespair:

Also, why do 25% of the comments mention this?

4990964 cuz flash is a big gay gaywad and he luvz teh D and he will never get
MY TWILIGHT CELESTIA WAIFU!!!
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4990981
Heh. :pinkiesmile:

While Twilight is also my Waifu, I don't dislike Flash at all, since I choose to respect Twilight's free will.

... Not to say that you don't, no, not at all! meep.

4990986 Twilight is allowed to date other ponies. I ship her with several.
heh
But not Flash. Not ever. I ship Flash with a bottle of bleach.

Bleach: "Oh Flash, take off my top! I just want to be inside you!"

Flash: "Oh Bleach, it's meant to be!" *swallows* "Spitters are quitters!" *glug glug*

4990987
Heh, umm, okay.

To each their own!

The power of pretty boys shines within you

Shortskirts, I approve of all this, but I must still ask why? Why flash of all people?

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