Out of Context Screenshot Theater #790! + Random Musings Blog #54 · 11:24pm Jul 8th, 2017
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Welcome to my weekly Random Musings blog!
This blog is divided into two sections:
1. Moth's Random Thoughts: The everyday little thoughts and idle musings I have throughout the week.
2. Shit Zef & Moth Say: Fun little IM chat conversations Zef and I have will be collected in this weekly feature.
MOTH'S RANDOM THOUGHTS
The everyday little thoughts and idle musings I have.
Hello Harkness my old friend
It's good to talk to you again
Although your face looked somewhat bloated
As in a jar it gently floated...
- I'm a terrible person. Saw an ad for that all-electric BMW whose selling points are its interior made from recycled bottles and its manufacture in clean energy factories, rather than any of the things that are actually important about a car, and...well, I won't expand on the entire horrible thought I had, but it started with "So it's a car made out of garbage?"
-- Be nice if it ran on garbage too, though. It's 2017, where's my Mr. Fusion?
--- Also, I bet that car runs like ass. You know what they say: garbage in, garbage out...
- You know your franchise has reached the pinnacle of zombification when its latest iteration is titled "VRAINS".
- A thought occurred to me the other day: Moondancer is basically Hot Dog Water from Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated.
SHIT ZEF & MOTH SAY
Some of the wacky IM exchanges Zef and I have on a daily basis.
Zef: asdfk tomorrow's hotter than today? D:
Moth: Heat rises
Zef: I'll have to find a Starbucks or somewhere I can spend a few hours drawing
Moth: Monkey rises
Moth: Yeast rises
Moth: Dick rises
Moth: Hot yeasty monkey dick rises
Zef: ^-- all rejected story ideas from Frank Miller
Moth: XD
Moth: ....
Moth: I just realized something
Moth: The Cutie Mark Crusaders spent years sitting around thinking about their butts all day
Moth: Now they sit around thinking about everypony else's butts all day
Zef: Well, they ARE the resident butt experts
Zef: ...
Zef: You could say they work in service of the plot
Moth: XD
(Friday morning, in response to the latest chapter of Trinity...)
Zef: ..............
Zef: no
Zef: nononononono
Zef: nooooooooooo
Zef: My mind is ALREADY trying to piece together ANY kind of fruit from the "This is heavy," Scootaloo added seed.
Moth: XD
Zef: Already pictured her wearing a feather down vest and using a time-traveling scooter
Moth: 
Zef: XD!
(Only took 15 seconds to find that, too.)
Now, Rarity, I know the first restraining order is the hardest to take. But it'll get easier.
Honestly, I thought Zexal was a strange title, especially considering that it's apparently supposed to be pronounced Zeal
Would you say that the Crusaders are a great plot device?
Sweetie's report card came in, and she got a DAF-DumbAss Fuck.
Something must be wrong with the selfie.
Rarity: "Look at how young and thin I was back then..."
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Gotta love a good Face of Bo reference.
Also loving the picture of Scootaloo.
When you realize you don't have enough for the first bill...
Rarity couldn't help feeling guilty: if she had just kept her big mouth shut, maybe Scootaloo would still be with them in good-old 2017...
But less possibly actually mentally unstable.