Sunset Shimmer's apartment is invaded by a giant, cosmic eyeball, which is generally kind of a bummer, and almost as annoying as the constant advances Twilight keeps making toward herself.
Hello everybronie, it is I, Posh, actor, writer, philosopher, creator of the hit series “Big Octopi in Little Delphi,” inventor, writer, occasional male escort, deposed vice-regent of Luxembourg, writer, actor, critic, writer, and overall tall drink of water. I’m here today to discuss a new trend I’ve seen in the MLP fan fiction community: Reaction stories.
The real chapter eight. What was originally labeled as chapter eight, “Pasta al Forno,” was an April Fool’s joke that sprang from a ficlet Dubs wrote me for Jesus Day. The chapter titles and order have been rearranged to reflect this.
"I'm not looking for pity. I'm trying to make a point. Girls like us can't rely on anyone, can't get attached to anyone. You just set yourself up to get hurt down the line when they're gone.
For those of you who don’t know who that is, he is Ferdinand von Aegir. For those of you who don’t know who that is, first of all, shame on you. Second, he was also someone named Jotaro. In English.
Or Josuke. I don’t watch that show. He was someone named Jojo; I don’t know which one.
Awoooo, awaaaaa, amooooooooo. I’ve finished communing with the Elder Spirits, those phantom deities which lend me their neurons to write these glorious literary critiques. They’ve guided me to two more stories, to add onto my previous blog. In exchange, they are slowly siphoning my lymphatic fluids for their own purposes (I think they carbonate it and use it as a mixer in cocktails).
Well now you're definitely not getting a Red Rider BB gun for Christmas. "You'll shoot your eye out" now pretty much means "you'll destroy your entire body and die probably"!
What a cornea joke.
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4570865 Eye'm a lid-dle disgusted you opticked for that pun.
Looking a little red there. Need some eye drops?
I hope you and your sock puppet husband will be very happy together.
God Jesus
hahah
Noice eye there bucko
Eye like it.
god why D:
Eye should have expected this...
I am now UannJ.
Great update, guys.
Well now you're definitely not getting a Red Rider BB gun for Christmas. "You'll shoot your eye out" now pretty much means "you'll destroy your entire body and die probably"!
4570971 Calm down, UannJ.
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YOU calm down!
Is this website a threat to the Atraxi?
Well, come on, you're monitoring the entire internet.
Is this website a threat?
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...Yes. Yes it is.
I surrender to the Atraxi's judgement.
...The curse has been lifted.
4573237 Just when I'd gotten used to it.
Then again, this does mean that the time you spent resizing your avatar to fit the new frame was ultimately wasted. And that tickles me.