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Prompt idea. · 3:10pm Jun 16th, 2016

Applejack continuously sheds apples wherever she goes. Either through sweat, or her cutie mark creating them, or she simply carries them about and leaves them behind.

What do you think? to me it seems like a conspiracy theory.

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...No, it's just the Apples universally annoyed she still doesn't have a foal to carry on the Apple name. So they compel her to at least leave apples around.

Either through sweat, or her cutie mark creating them

This sounds like a horror story waiting to happen. Perhaps a statement about destinies and cutie marks? Lovely lovely! :pinkiesmile:

Maybe Applebloom messes with dark rituals and incantations to get her cutie mark and AJ catches her, somehow transferring some sort of botched curse upon her.

she simply carries them about and leaves them behind.

Sounds like the makings of some sort of apple Santa Clause? Or apple Kraumpus.

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She is spreading her seed across Equestria :3

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Well. That would explain this...

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Maybe it's a contagion....something in the apples, maybe from the Everfree!

This could even better if it's human Applejack. Maybe have Fluttershy trailed by a swarm of self-generated butterflies, Dash under a stormcloud, Pinkie at risk of floating away, Rarity crashing the economy...

Wait, Skirts wrote something like that. Hmm.

Darn it, Ferret, I already have half a dozen ideas in various stages of production. I don't more on top of that.

... and Rainbow Dash follows her, eating them.

She makes a living by the sweat of her brow.


Literally.

4026423 Yes you do, admit it.

4026443 This cracked me up.

Go there, dig up Applejack's grave! What you will find there is neither pony nor milk apples.

The CMC will die before they reveal the true purpose of the Apple Seed.

This was the first thing that popped into my head. I'm sorry.

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4026600 My first thought was you were still fixated on your latest blog, but that made me wonder what would happen if I posted prompts after your other blogs, if I'd get responses themed to them.

4026667 Auggghhhh

"Ah tried takin' 'em to market, but nopony in Ponyville wanted t'buy apples that just sweated offa mah body. Can y'blame 'em?"

"Oh dear, so they all went to waste?"

"Nope! Started sellin' em online."

"Online?"

"Yep, lotsa fellers seem t'wanna buy a bag or two. Told 'em straight up where they came from an' they din't seem t'mind. Funny thing though, they all want 'em shipped to PO boxes in plain brown wrappers. Real particular about that..."

4026702 Actually, oddly enough, it had nothing to do with that and everything to do with the fact that you saying "conspiracy" made me think of Psychonauts.

It sounds like I got the plot for babytails pt 2

4027144 Ah, Psychonauts, before Tim Schafer broke my heart.

4027278 I am not reading that one ><

4027604
And then Applejacks was the apples

The End

I can almost see her flicking her hind leg to dislodge some rainwater and inadvertently kicking an apple into someone's face :ajsmug:

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