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Contest Entry: Sex Ed: Diamond Dog style · 11:36pm Feb 2nd, 2016

Well, I guess it had to happen sooner or later...


Sex Ed: Diamond Dog style
By Sirvanilla

Now that they are no longer puppies, a class of young diamond dogs gets some firsthand lessons in the art of banging.


Haven't heard about my big 250k contest yet? There's still plenty of time to compete, and lots of prizes left to win; click below to get all the details about it.

Comments ( 22 )

3729941
Clog.
No but seriously Eew.

Please make this story.

3730113
I'll have to give it a fair chance! :rainbowwild:

3730125
It has already been made.

3730243 I have a question about the contest. Can the story just be based off a concept of one of your stories, or does it have to be in the same universe? I'm most likely not going to enter, I'm having enough trouble as it is keeping up with my own fics, but I am curious.

3730269
I guess it depends how loosely you're basing it...
But if it's recognizable, it counts as a spin-off! :twilightsmile:
(I mean, just look at the one this blog post is about. That's definitely not a 'sequel' per se, and probably not even in the same universe, really. But it's definitely based off the existing concept and counts as a spin-off.)

I'll always be happy to get more entries if you feel like doing it. ^.^
(And so far, we've got 10 stories and 30 prizes to divide between them, so you've got an excellent chance of winning something!)

3730289 If I do decide to write It'll either be a clop fic, or a 'dark' fic. Haven't really written anything other than that, and even then I've only written a thousand words of clop. Out of all your fics, which ones do you personally wish someone would base theirs off of? You have too many to choose from, including your other account, and I am absolutely dreadful when it comes to choices.

3730294
Oy, huh...

I've never even thought of which ones I'd most like to see expanded.
Maybe...
The Most Annoying Infestation, because I'd love to see more of that cuteness without having to write it myself.
A Rose For Luna, because that one was decent and could really use a continuation that I'm unlikely to get around to doing.
Sanatorium, because it would be really fun to see what other people do with those characters.
Pinkie Pie's Party Surprise, because that was one of my favorite clopfics to write... I often wish I could read that one without already knowing everything in it and enjoy it properly.
The Relapse, because I've had a sequel 'coming soon' for far too long for that one, and it's one of my best clopfics.
How to Take Care of Your Mare, because I really enjoy that universe, but I can't really justify writing more of it without another commission to do so.
Another Way, because people are clamoring for a sequel, and I have no idea what to do with a sequel.

I gave you too many options to choose from again, didn't I? :facehoof:

3730308 Luckily, for various reasons, this narrows it down to The Most Annoying Swarm and The Relapse. I've never tried cute before, so The Most Annoying Infestation does seem like a good idea to experiment with. I really loved The Relapse, so that's an idea as well. It's a bit romantic, but it's carnal enough to be able to write.

Others are either too romantic, too anthro, or too comedic for me to be able to write. The anthro bit is just an aesthetic choice on my part, though. I don't really like anthro that much. I haven't read Sanatorium, so that's out as well.

I would write something in the How to Take Care of Your Mare universe, a lot of options there, but that idea is shot as well. I may have loved reading it, but writing it would just make me feel too bad. Conditioning to think a certain way from birth is something I am disgusted by, and it reminds me of how children in real life are raised to believe and think anything, and can be trained to the wishes of their parents instead of what they themselves might have wished if they were raised to think for themselves.

3730308 I actually want to try for a 'relapse' story. I had a funny idea for that. Though what I find funny and what others find sexy may or may not be the same thing.

sorry but I don't think you should be starting any story because you have a lot of stories you haven't finished yet don't you think?:unsuresweetie:

Comment posted by Nopenopenopenope deleted Feb 4th, 2016

3730243 Hahah, my bad. I totally didn't even click the link in the original post.

3730698
Well that'll be a thing to see!

3731435
Was I unclear about it? A lot of people seem to not understand.
The story was already written, and not by me, and now it's entered into the contest I'm running.

3733458 Yup, got two stories so far. The one for Change is Good is going to be pretty short. The one for Relapse, don't know how far that one will go. I'm turning both of these into twisted things. For Relapse, I can apologize...not so much for Change though, as you literally asked for it. :pinkiecrazy:

3733459
I would admonish you for not being open-minded.
But then there's the cover image of that story, which says the same thing.

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