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MrNumbers


Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

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  • 17 weeks
    Tradition

    This one's particular poignant. Singing this on January 1 is a twelve year tradition at this point.

    So fun facts
    1) Did you know you don't have to be epileptic to have seizures?
    2) and if you have a seizure lasting longer than five minutes you just straight out have a 20% chance of dying in the next thirty days, apparently

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    10 comments · 505 views
  • 23 weeks
    Two Martyrs Fall for Each Other

    Here’s where I talk about this new story, 40,000 words long and written in just over a week. This is in no way to say it’s rushed, quite the opposite; It wouldn’t have been possible if I wasn’t so excited to put it out. I would consider A Complete Lack of Jealousy from All Involved a prologue more than a prequel, and suggested but not necessary reading. 

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    2 comments · 584 views
  • 26 weeks
    Commissions Open: An Autobiography

    Commission rates $20USD per 1,000 words. Story ideas expected between 4K-20K preferable. Just as a heads up, I’m trying to put as much of my focus as I can into original work for publication, so I might close slots quickly or be selective with the ideas I take. Does not have to be pony, but obviously I’m going to be better or more interested in either original fiction or franchises I’m familiar

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    5 comments · 588 views
  • 28 weeks
    Blinded by Delight

    My brain diagnosis ended up way funnier than "We'll name it after you". It turned out to be "We know this is theoretically possible because there was a recorded case of it happening once in 2003". It turns out that if you have bipolar disorder and ADHD and PTSD and a traumatic brain injury, you get sick in a way that should only be possible for people who have no

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    19 comments · 777 views
  • 38 weeks
    EFNW

    I planned on making it this year but then ran into an unfortunate case of the kill-me-deads. In the moment I needed to make a call whether to cancel or not, and I knew I was dying from something but didn't know if it was going to be an easy treatment or not.

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    6 comments · 800 views
Aug
28th
2015

An Update Comic! (With Special Guest) · 9:41am Aug 28th, 2015

Me: "Read my fic!"

Her: "No. No ponies."

Me: "READ MY FIC"

Her: "NO"

ME: "READ MY FIC"

HER: "FUCKING FINE"

[REDACTED]

HER: "FUCKING UPDATE THIS"

Me: "You liked it?"

HER: "SHUTUP AND WRITE MORE YOU FUCKWIT."


Here's to MsNumbers, the cause of and solution to recent delays.

Comments ( 19 )

Thank you MsNumbers!

The power of ponies overcomes all. Also you look like a goofy Australian in the best way possible.

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I was hoping you might write more of this! Thank you.

So much yay!

Blessed be MsNumbers, for she is good.

Woohoo! More steampunk ponies! :pinkiehappy: Thank you, Ms. Numbers!

(Actually, if she's a lit major, wouldn't it make more sense if she were Ms. Letters?)

May her days be filled with happiness, and her bank account never be low!
Praise be to Ms. Numbers!
:pinkiehappy:

Thank you Ms. Numbers! :heart::raritywink:

Dear Ms Numbers....

May I shake you by the ha....no......*LOOPY HUGS* instead

Thank you for getting the fuckwit to update this blessed story....

Mr. Numbers, you managed to look so earnest and pleading it's almost uncomfortable to see from here, it's amazing Mrs. Numbers held out that long.

Well, except in that last panel. You look vaguely like Alex from a Clockwork Orange there.

To MsNumbers: I'm kindly asking you to from now on punch this guy whenever he's slacking off again.

Actually, also do it when he isn't, just to be sure.

Such a cute couple photo:rainbowlaugh:

Also, why are you surprised that your lady has such excellent taste? She's with you after all.

All answer can be found with numbers! :rainbowlaugh:

bwahahaha! That's AWESOME!

Also? YAY for incoming updates!

Ah. :)

Oh Numbers....as in Mr...

MsNumbers is cute...you look happy...look after her please.

Loopy wishes you both the best

I'm touched by your story. Now obey your gal and write more.

Now get her to read Demesne because that story is in some really severe need of some love.:twilightsheepish:

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