Apr
1st
2015
Sunset Shimmer's Super Sweet Statements · 5:11pm Apr 1st, 2015
Hello, nerds people of the internet, Sunset here. So The Albinocorn left his computer on while he stepped out. That was his first mistake. His second was staying logged into fimfic and leaving me here. Sucker.
So, I'm bored. Still have to wait a few more days before we start commentary for Season 5, but I just couldn't wait that long to see all of you! Nope, couldn't say it with a straight face.
Anyway, ask me stuff.
If you haven't seen this yet, something is wrong with you.
Hiya, Sunset. How're you doing?
...who are you, again?
Why would I want to see such a lackluster song from you? Honestly, I'm disappointed in you. I thought you liked substance, not flashy animation that stalls the show because of how long it might take.
Sunset x Human Twilight or Sunset x Pony Twilight?
So, when did you learn to summon a set of phoenix wings, and do they really come without the pony ears like in the video?
2931936 Thankfully, I've had my morning coffee, so I'm ready to tolerate you people.
2931938 You're worst nightmare.
2931946 Awww, that's cute, you think I care about your opinion. Wake up on the wrong side of the bed today?
2931961 Well, somewhat, but I do think the song sucks and most of the effects and animation either suck or I go meh to. Such as your phoenix form. Demon was so much better.
2931961 Nah, just kidding, I know who you are. And I gotta say, I do love what you did to your mane, Rarity. Did you use a natural dye or is it magic?
Sunny, I love you. But your grammar needs some major improvement. Maybe you should stop sleeping in English class?
should be "Your worst nightmare" and the title,
, should be "Sunset Shimmer's Super Sweet Statements". Apostrophes tough for you, eh?
Will you be using your new-found phoenix powers to fright crime? I hear the EQG versions of the Power Ponies are due for their '6th (or in this case 7th) Ranger' episode...
2931980 I think I know her problem.
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2931947 I... I don't know what you're talking about. That's stupid. You're stupid!
2931953 Unfortunately, we were using only the leftover budget from the last movie, so it was either or. I wanted some really kickass looking wings, so I ditched the ears.
2931971 Oh, haha, you're hysterical.
2931980 ... Dammit.
2931982 Me, fighting crime? That sounds like a stupid idea. What, are my friends and I supposed activate are magic through some conventional means and go fight supernatural forces together? Please, give me a break. Not even Albinocorn would write dribble like that.
2932032 Sunset and Twilight sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G
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TIL Sunset cannot apostrophe.
2932032 What's so funny about mane dying?
You seem to have lofty expectations, Sunset (possibly justified). Has anything you've ever seen of yourself, be it fanart or fanfictions or cosplay (Not that I can find any
) been satisfactory to you?
P.S.: This site needs some emoticons of you.
SHOW ME NAKED PICTURES
Dear Sunset Shimmer
1 - Why are you so awesome?
2 - Are you and Twilight really "just friends" ?
3 - Will you be my waifu? <3
Best pony just got better.
2932032
What if I were ask you to please use your powers to fight crime?
2932052 Shut your face! We're just friends!
2932061 Oh, and you're some kind of grammar god? Bite me.
2932067 Go play your ukelele somewhere else.
2932117 Of course I have high expectations of myself, it's only natural. And I can admit, while there have been less... flattering depictions of me, I have seen plenty of spectacular artwork and stories. And yes, emoticons would be nice. Get on it, Knighty!
2932157 What's a timelord?
2932271 Go jump in a lake.
2932280 Yes. Yes. No.
2932412 Why thank you. And your avatar is cute.
2932613 will you come with?
2932613 I know how often I lovingly serenade my friends on the piano while singing to them soulfully.
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Also, what's up with the horse?
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2932611 The rules do not apply here.
2932648 Yes. To watch you drown.
2932651 I... don't even know where she learned to play the piano. And it wasn't a serenade! It was just two friends... singing... with passion. Shut your face!
And his name's Steve.
2932934
Well, it was worth a shot,
2932613 Actually, I'd rather play it here... for you
Because you're the best pony, 
RaritySunnyYo, Sunny! It's your big bro Radiant Dawn here! Bauglir100's away for the day, and I've been kinda lonely with you being in another world and all, so I thought I'd use his account to check up on ya. How's Canterlot High been doing for ya? Ya think maybe I could come over for a visit?
2932651 - W-Where as that gif from?
2931961 - I thought it was an amazing video Sunset. It shows how far you have come and that someone shouldn't be judged solely on their past. Rise like the eternal phoenix, and may your light shine ever bright.
2932977 Neeeeeeeeeeerd!
2933012 That's what I thought.
2933092 Canterlot is fine. Well... as fine as a high school can get, I suppose. Maybe Twilight will let you through for my graduation.
2933448 Why thank you! Glad to know some of you have good taste.
2932934 alright, breath play, let's do this!
Bring twilight, p. sure she knows CPR. And other reasons.
2932032
Sounds like a job for me, then!
I'll even illustrate. It will be awesome dribble!
3205066 No, Mine!