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Tentacle Slaphappy


Never tried it, yet I still think it's delicious...

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Jul
26th
2014

List of nicknames pones have given me · 7:16am Jul 26th, 2014

Nicknames
-Tenty
-Slappy
-Happy
-Feetie (Back when my username was 'Feet' :derpytongue2:)
-Tentilly

Titles
-ponacle

On a side note, today is my birthday! :twilightsheepish: I will now proceed to post a picture of Lyra being force-fed xboxes below. Enjoy~! :heart:

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Comments ( 35 )

Happy Birthday! :pinkiehappy:

Happy birthday Slappy! (That one was my favorite. :derpytongue2:) I know I just met you but it's been great to know you regardless.

See you around.

-Dylan.

Have a very merry birthday over there.

I shall forever call you 'Slappy'; in honor of ol' Slappy; and since I think I may have been the first.

(Back when my username was 'Feet' :derpytongue2:)

....:derpyderp2:...Ex-squease--me?

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You are the first, and ever since you said it, NO ONE called me Tenty.

Yes, I was trying to make a joke account for trolling on this site. However, I was not a particularly good troll though.

:rainbowkiss::heart:Happy Birthday!:heart::rainbowkiss:

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Heya, Fluffy! Have some cake. :pinkiehappy: *gives you a slice*

2317173 CAKE!!!!!!!!!!! *NOM* :pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::rainbowkiss:

2317159 Yes! I feel more happy at that then I should be. :twilightsmile:

That makes more sense; I was trying to understand the conciliatory connotations to 'Feet' and came back with nothing. Think I fried my already handicapped brain a bit.

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You're getting entertainment out of this, huh? Out of loss of my identity? Out of my humiliation? Out of my suffering?! :twilightangry2:

oh and btw, does this image remind you of anything?
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Happy Birthday :yay:
Here a new nickname: Hen-Tie :trollestia:

2317218 That's not at all what I was implying--but when you say it like that...:twilightsmile: Do you prefer 'Tenty'?

That reminds me nothing. Wonder why.

2317159
Trolling this site is fairly difficult. Wanna try again?

Also: Ponethulhu.

Happy Natal Anniversary!

Slappy, Hmm. I hear that and think of this ...

Have a happy succesfull spin-around-the-sun-And-lived-to-count-it for us, our lovely tentacle monster! :rainbowkiss:

((Ogod, why Xbox-es...))

Happy birthday :pinkiehappy:

Poor xboxes :fluttercry:

Happy birthday!:pinkiehappy:
You are now Footie. As in footie pajamas:yay:

Happy Birthday, Slappy! I offer unto you a single gift: anything that you would request of me for said gift. Keep it PG and reasonable, please.

For It is on this fateful day those many years ago to which we have come to commemorate the parturition of a beloved individual and overall swell, friendly sentient being. Here's :insert number: special hugs for the birthday poni pone! :rainbowkiss: *gives hugs* :yay:

On a completely different note, I'd never thought I see the day where Bon Bon would forcefully give Lyra the Red Ring. *shudders* I guess I haven't read enough graphic clop in a while...:twilightoops:

Happy birthdaaaaaay! I hope I wasn't too late.

And what about Tenta? Is it okay for me to call you that?

Nappy Nirthday!

...I'm certain that picture is fetish fuel, though....very expensive and possible dark fetish fuel...

....I have no money, so well wishes will have to do.

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Nigga', you creepy as a motherfucker. Something tells me I'll find your name, if I scroll through the National Sex Offender Public Registry. *shudder*

2319572 Well, I've always wanted to be amongst a group of like-minded individuals. But until that fateful day, watch your saucy six, stranger... :pinkiecrazy: :trollestia:

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*screams like a girl* Seriously, brah. You make my butt pucker with terror. I bet you ride the subway intentionally just so you can smell the backs of other people's heads. You a dirty...dirty motherfucka'!!

2320230 Aw, stop with the compliments, you! You're making me blush! :twilightblush:

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Tee-hee! Okay, okay. *blushes* So uhh...wanna' be fwiends with me? Pwetty pwease? We'll get along nicely. 'Cuz we're both pwetty weeeeiirrd!

2320632 Y-y-you want to be pals with...me? :pinkiegasp: SURE!

We creepy peeps have got to stick together if we want to make it through these troubled times unscathed. Between the NSA, the psychologists, and Guy Fawkes' league of technologically-intimate boy scouts, there's not many places we can call a sanctuary for our kind, anymore. I guess there's always the messaging boards, but still...*shudders* even the likes of Kinky Old Inky wouldn't want to brave those rupturing caverns of congested faecal matter. :pinkiesick:

It's mighty fine to make your acquaintance, Hrossie honey, here's to many chit-chat crusades in the future! You'd better find a way to seal away any loose bodily openings, fellow browsers of the humble Fimznet, cause when our friendship blossoms; there's gonna be a lot of warm, drizzling ink coming your way!

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Very well, my fellow Voidgazer. Into this abyss of ours, this ephemeral burning Pit wherein the diaphanous Coffins lie, these Coffins from whence the Flowers are borne that line our window sills. And what of these cretins that mock those who refuse to choke on their Eyes, Noses, Ears, Fingers, and Tongues? Those dead, burned Idols whose only saving grace is their mimicry of those who are truly Human? Well...cast them back into their grey, utilitarian ocean of concrete from whence they came...a city of bleak Skyscrapers full of the weak-willed and milquetoast. And from where we're standing, Inky my friend, the Skyscrapers look like gravestones. So yeah. Let's be buds.

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