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Uz Naimat


Aspiring author and artist from Africa. (Patreon!)

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  • Saturday
    Behind-the-page: Relapse

    Hiya, lovely peeps!

    Welcome to Behind-the-page, the series where I give you background information on my newest release. On today’s spotlight, we have: Relapse!

    So, first story on the year on the tail end of April. Suppose I’m going to be a little slow on stories this year as compared to last year. But no matter.

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  • 9 weeks
    The Absolute Best of Heartstrings - Shelf 1

    Hiya, lovely peeps!

    I love the written word. I love books and fanficiton and blogs; I just love reading in general. When I first picked up reading in 2016, I expected stories to be just that - stories. There’s a plot, characters do this and that, reach climax and end plot. I didn’t know that ‘themes’ and ‘depth’ and ‘feels’ were ever in those stories.

    I’ve never been glad to more wrong.

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  • 10 weeks
    Uz Naimatʼs Art Gallery - Part III

    Hiya, lovely peeps!

    Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Thrice is a pattern.

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  • 12 weeks
    The Full Year - 2023

    Happy New Year, lovely peeps!

    (A month late, but whatever.)

    Six months ago, I made a blog recapping everything I’ve done for the first half of 2023. And since the new year has come, it’s time for the recap of the latter half of the year.

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  • 19 weeks
    The Best of Random - Shelf 1

    Hiya, lovely peeps!

    About a month ago, I closed my first Slice of Life shelf. Today, I closed Best of Random.

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Dec
13th
2023

The Best of Random - Shelf 1 · 10:43am Dec 13th, 2023

Hiya, lovely peeps!

About a month ago, I closed my first Slice of Life shelf. Today, I closed Best of Random.

People will tell you that comedy is the hardest genre to tackle. I disagree. Random is the hardest genre to work with. I mean, how does one even define that category? It's basically just comedy, only denser and wackier. I like funny, but random is a whole other story. So the fact that I managed to fill a shelf with a hundred stories speaks volumes. Anyway...

Let's discuss the highlights!


The Best of Random (1)

None of these stories make any sense, and yet, somehow, they do.

EPearanormal Encounters
Twilight finds a ghost.
Roundabout Recluse · 2.2k words  ·  57  1 · 1k views

The only entry on the list that isn't a comedy. The random here comes from the fact that ghosts aren't an established magical phenomenon in Equestria. It still manages to be funny, and also somehow have an undertone of sadness. This mishmash of genres is makes Pearanormal Encounters so endearing and great. And also, twilight and pear is an odd pairing that surprisingly works.

EPrincesses Shouldn’t Have to do Homework.
Princess Cadence wants her little princess, Flurry Heart, to have a normal life, which includes sending her precious filly to school. Of course, having a normal filly also means having normal parent problems.
Hotel_Chicken · 1.3k words  ·  81  3 · 1.9k views

This one is funny because it's relatable. Who hasn't encountered this situation before? The premise is as follows: Cadence attempts to help her daughter with math, and utterly fails. The humor isn't just derived from Cadence's failure at math, it's from the math questions themselves. Cadence's and Flurry's brains, as well as my own, stopped working a few times as we read them.

ETogether We Can Name This Town
Starlight Glimmer assembles the townponies of... the town to finally pick a name for the village they all dwell in. However, finding a name that does not promote any form of inequality proves to be harder than she imagines.
Justice3442 · 2.3k words  ·  365  6 · 5.2k views

There exist very few stories about the early days of Starlight's cult, and boy oh boy, is this one a treat. Like the descriptions says, Starlight gathers her cultists and attempts to name their town. Problem is... All names are special. The plot gradually dips into wackier territory, starting with a rather tame meeting and somehow ending with the building on fire. Don't ask; just read.

TWait... Horses Can't Vomit?
Sunset discovers that Earth horses can't vomit. This makes no sense to her.
PoisonClaw · 3.6k words  ·  1,325  35 · 24k views

Combining random with actual plot, and making the characters not OOC, is a tough challenge. And yet, PoisonClaw aces it. It's all about making the premise ridiculous. In Wait... Horses Can't Vomit?, Sunset gets hit with culture shock and discovers that Earth's horses can't puke. AJ and Dash are baffled that Equestria ponies can, Twilight is fascinated and Pinkie is Pinkie. Princess Twilight also makes a wonderful cameo. What amazes me about this is how in-character everybody is. If not for the slightly gross subject matter, this is totally something that could've happened in the show proper.

EWorst Princess
A reader's poll in Equestria's leading newspaper rates the Princesses by approval ratings. OOC meta humor ensues as the four discuss the findings.
DrakeyC · 3.9k words  ·  1,675  21 · 23k views

I'm a sucker for good alicorn stories. And in this one, a single paper manages to create a chasm between all of them. Celestia breaks down upon discovering her rating, Luna insists hers doesn't matter and Twilight and Cadence have a sisterly fight. When the author says there's OOC humor, there is, but for the most part, it's not as OOC as DrakeyC made it out to be. Still really good and funny, though.


I know I said Heartstrings was gonna be the next shelf, but this one came first. The thing about Heartstrings is... I don't try to force stories in it; it'll happen when it'll happen. That, and Heartstrings went down a story when I moved Spectacular Seven to Alternate Universe.

But it'll happen! Stay tuned!

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