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Portrait of The Artist As A Young Doge

I can't believe I'm the pony I find annoying.

I guess this explains why people find me annoying.  Sigh.

Literary Influences: Samuel Beckett, Martin Heidegger, Roald Dahl, Kurt Vonnegut, Murasaki Shikibu, Aldous Huxley, George Orwell, Chinua Achebe, Toni Morrison, Maya Angelou, GRRM, Hunter S. Thompson, William Gibson, Neal Stephenson, Garrison Keillor, Franz Kafka, Albert Camus, Honore De Balzac, Jane Austen, Brian Jacques, Dante Alighieri, Guy de Maupassant, Marquis De Sade, Leopold Von Sacher-Masoch, Voltaire, Haruki Murakami, Jaroslav Hasek, Joseph Heller

Birth year: 1990

Orientation: Bisexual

Favorite sushi: Salmon

Favorite Painters: Albrecht Durer, Theodore Gericault, El Greco

Favorite pudding: Blood

Political Affiliation: Democrat, Radical Liberal

Birth country: The United States Of America

Currently living in: New York

Favorite beer: Coors Gut Rot

Favorite fungi: P. Cubensis

Favorite animus: NGE, Initial D, Mahoromatic, FMP!, Elfen Lied, GITS, Ninja Scroll, Ideon, Dr. Black Jack, Kekko Kamen, KLK, TTGL, AMG!, anything Hayao Miyazaki has ever made

Smoker: Formerly.  Newport Menthols/Camel Crush


Favorite plant:  C. Sativa

Favorite VN: Tsukihime

Favorite entheogen: MDMA


So You Wanna Write/Draw a thing about me?

A very helpful soul made my pony OC for me.  She appears in this story.

Name: Alsvid

Gender: Female

Pony type: Zebra

Has a long black mane pulled into a ponytail.

Cutie Mark:   Yep.

Personality: If Button Mash and Rarity had a child who spent time hanging out with Twilight, it would be like her.  That is to say, an elitist drama queen who likes vidyagaems and books.

Much like ZECORA, she wears a a burqa-like garment.  It is black, red, and green in color, in large stripes. She does not speak in rhyming couplets.  

Also, in the original story Ditzy Soldier wrote where my OC appears, she curses a lot.  Which...is rather like my IRL self, honestly.   What a coinkidink(coincidence).

While I prefer for her to be portrayed as a filly, you can portray her as a young pony like the mane 6, if you are uncomfortable with that sort of thing.


I'm actually very glad that it just rained a lot.  I have plans for this week and snow would have destroyed them.

I completed 2,732 words in the latest chapter of my fic but it's not even remotely done yet, so I'll take a quick break.

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I am better at you at any FPS videogame.

I'm the player who smokes weed and then snap-shoots you clear across the map.  With a handgun.

I'm the player with weed leaves on their playercard in Call of Duty: Ghost Doge.

I'm the player who mocks you over the mic when you lose.

The only reason I don't have a dubstep montage of QUICK-NO-SCOPEZ is because I have a shitty computer.  

wow blaze

The Fire Berns On.

We'll never forget you, Lord Sanders.  Now your watch is ended.


  • E Supermare: The Rising

    When the enemy attacks the city of Manehattan, a strong young mare with overwhelming power must bring them down.  · Alsvid
    1,455 words · 113 views  ·  9  ·  3
  • T Steel Blade!

    In the neverending Nightmare Night, a lone Pegasus Swordsmare defends Canterlot City from the machinations of the Fruit Bat Vampires that threaten the very fabric of Equestria's existence.  · Alsvid
    32,723 words · 124 views  ·  7  ·  6
  • T The Investigative Joint Task Force of the Fragrant Harbor city!

    A cybernetically-enhanced Zebra female and her Human male partner are drawn into the political intrigue of Equestria's newest satellite state; Hong Kong.  · Alsvid
    5,750 words · 163 views  ·  9  ·  13 · sex · gore
  • T Requiem Of Goddess

    On that day, Equestria remembered the nature of Divinity.  · Alsvid
    5,419 words · 119 views  ·  5  ·  7 · gore
  • E Celestia Takes A Selfie

    Someone lets Princess Celestia have an iPhone.  · Alsvid
    1,545 words · 889 views  ·  34  ·  8
  • T My Little Anime: Manga Is Magic!

    You've seen what happens when Spike and the Mane Six get tossed into American Comic Books; now see what happens when they get tossed into the world of Anime and Manga.  · Alsvid
    5,610 words · 403 views  ·  27  ·  19 · sex · gore
  • T A Fistful of Apples: True Grit is Magic

    Applejack, arrested and convicted of a crime? Strange happenings in an Appleloosa rather the worse for wear.  · Alsvid
    9,100 words · 656 views  ·  25  ·  22 · gore


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#259 · 3d, 4h ago · · ·

I want to thank you. Your actions have turned my away from the sins of homosexuality and atheism and showed me the way to heaven.

Heil Hitler and have a nice day.  

#257 · 4d, 5h ago · · ·

>>2420241 get back to me when the Second Reich lasts a thousand years.

#255 · 4d, 5h ago · 1 · 1 ·


LooK, It's cool that you want people to understand that there are other opinions and that you have to spread. But you should do it yourself.

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