UPDATE: Having rushed into this story without thinking it through, I must confront the reality that I have no idea where this story was going and must cancel it until I have something for it. Sorry, everyone who was interested. You three are great.

After having her misdeeds shoved in her face, Sunset Shimmer is caught thinking about what to do by someone offering a chance for redemption. But when nothing is true and everything is permitted, what does atonement mean? Only staying with the Assassins can teach her that...

Rated T for violence and possible occasional language.

Twilight Sparkle did Science, and a human came out. Unfortunately for everyone, this human was not in the best of mental health. Going by Aristotle, he sets out to do cool stuff, but he mostly ends up in the "weird" territory. Check it out! Rated T for occasional innuendo and implications.

NOW CANCELLED FOR LACK OF INTEREST ON MY PART. SORRY, EVERYONE. BUT I WILL BE POSTING A NEW STORY SOON, IF THAT HELPS.