//------------------------------// // Crisis Crossover (Part 3) // Story: Unintended Consequences // by Daedalus //------------------------------// "Simply put, Infinity Fractals are pieces of the Infinity Sword. Being around them means something will happen, and that something tends to be wacky," Iron Man explained. Seeing as how enough wacky things happened in Equestria as it was, our heroes set out searching the area for the Plot Device. It was found, because the scene had previously mentioned, at Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle's lunch date. Spider-Man was shocked at the sight of "President She-Hulk". This factoid surprised everyone else, as who would vote for her? That problem was soon cleared up, and Iron Man and Doctor Doom soon left after giving out a few autographs, though Equestria's Mightiest Heroes had two new permanently human members. Not all their problems were solved, since there was still a hole in reality, a vagrant Spider-Man, and now two scantily clad women popped out of the Reality Hole, fighting each other with swords and shouting at each other in a language none of the onlookers could understand. "Great. Just great. What are they even doing?", Karkat groused. "Fighting. And shouting, I guess. Sounds kinda like Japanese. Remember Ryoga? Cause their shouting kinda reminds me of when he popped up before he recognized the English we were speaking," Spike replied, feeling a little sarcastic today. "For the benefit of the ignorant Spideys in the audience, who?", the Wall-Crawler asked. "Japanese guy we met a while back. Sense of direction so bad he wandered past the boundary between worlds and into our house. Turns out he was cursed a couple different ways, so we helped him out and sent him on his way," Aristotle answered. "But, um, you mind restraining those two shouty types? We need to get them back where they came from, and that won't go well if they keep moving." "On it." With that, Spidey-Man moved into action, covering the possible exhibitionists in sticky goo so as to keep them in place while Karkat did that voodoo that he did so well and sent the two mystery women, who were still shouting themselves hoarse at each other, back to their home world. Then the same was done for Spider-Man. His phone, it turned out, had interplanetary cell service, so he called home and explained the situation before randomly appearing at his place. With the various visitors taken care of, Aristotle and Scootaloo, who was a little out of it after a dentist appointment, thus forgetting where her house was, decided the Reality Hole would look great on the mantelpiece, so they dragged it back to the Bro Cave, where it lay inactive until Karkat began using it to summon fighting game characters for the various Sort-Of-Pony Avengers to test their combat skills on. And there was much rejoicing. The End...Of This Story