After the Webhead woke, he was faced with an expository lecture of what was what.
"So, let me get this straight. This is a country ruled by ponies," Spidey began.
"Yeah," Aristotle answered.
"Humans don't exist here at all, except for you and your friends."
"You know it."
"You're not actually my counterpart in this universe, just a...promoted fanboy."
"I wouldn't say fanboy, but the rest is fine."
"The woman with you isn't actually my girlfriend's analogue, just a little girl pony in a copy of her body with her powers."
"Waiwaiwait, GIRLFRIEND?!?"
"We met at the cleanup after Mr. Fantastic and the Invisible Woman's wedding. We stayed in touch, and after she became a superhero, her therapist said talking to another hero about it would be a good idea, so we started talking more...it went from there. Carrie's probably the best thing that happened to me, really."
"Yeah, I can imagine. So, introspection-y stuff aside, what great threat do you think brought us together? We have to've met so we can team up to fight something. Just how this sorta thing works."
"I dunno, I just came here by accident. Right as I was swinging away from our place, a glowy portal opened up right in front of me. It's not usually that blatant, so I didn't react in time to not eat pavement. Don't tell anyone, okay? My image is bad enough as it is."
Aristotle would have it was cool with him, and the rest of his friends would have agreed with him (you simply don't spread word of something that embarrassing around, heroes have standards about that sort of thing), but more Ominous Flashes of Light showed up, one bringing Iron Man, the other heralding the arrival of Doctor Doom. Both turned to Spider-Man and spoke in unison.
"Spider-Man, have you seen an Infinity Fractal around here?"
The reply was shared among several members of the addressed group.
"What are you two talking about?"
To Be Continued..
Spidey?!
4368077 Our intrepid wall-crawler has many acquired appellations, True Believer!
Is the "Super Hero Squad" Iron Man and Doctor Doom regular size or chibi sized like in the show?
4392639 Each crossover character has their own art style and voice. Iron Man looks like he currently does in the mainstream comics and sounds like Robert Downey Jr., Doctor Doom looks and sounds like the version found in that World's Greatest Heroes Fantastic Four cartoon that no one cares about, Spider-Man's appearance is from the JMS run with the voice of Neil Patrick Harris or Josh Keaton, Equestria's Mightiest Heroes look like their mainline counterparts if done in the art style of FiM, except for Aristotle and Karkat, who would be drawn in the style of Calvin and Hobbes. Oh, and Karkat sounds like Team Four Star's Piccolo, and Aristotle sounds like Nathan Drake or ChipCheezum, I'm not sure which. They won't tell me.