Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.

Hi, I'm TAW. I write terrible erotic my little pony fan fiction about cartoon horses having sex with each other, or vaguely defined human audience-inserts, for fun. Because... uh. I have no shame?

I am so omniscient that if there were to be two omnisciences, I would be both.

"You think you know me..."

I make fanfiction sometimes. Just call me 'Talentless'.

A Pasty Plebeian Pencil Pusher

I'm back

I like ponies. Like a lot. Like A LOT, a lot.