A mechanical dog built to fuck small horses

thehalfelf, otherwise known as The Black Wizard, is a strange, humanized cactus whose only intention is to 1) play all of the video games and B) ship all the ponies

I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

Applejack is best pony~~

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

I've come a looong way from awkwardly smashing two plastic pony toys together whilst making kissy-kissy noises... Haven't I?