Hug your nearest alicorn.

🖤 i eat children 🖤

Nobody.

I live on a farm of plotbunnies.

Rockin' that fedora like Cary Grant.

I like to write about ponies going on adventures. And crying. And kissing. Sometimes all at once.

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5