Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.
Somewhere, in the vast recesses of web space, a silly man battles the forces of overused photoshop filters, 360 no scope headshots and spaghetti code...
Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.
I wrote my first fanfic in 1993 and have been writing every since.