Confound these ponies. They drive me to write.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Just someone who read a few fanfics and got inspired to write his own.

Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.

If you close your eyes, it's like nothing's ever changed.