Rufyart am Fvoe, Enevhfyart am Levjaffeb... igmu xirt yev vatyf ar fye irom

My name is Metemponychosis Edgy Hornyson!

I write fanfics and draw fanart as a hobby.

Full time Multimedia Developer, Part Time animator. Regular Pone fan.

mooo

Hi, this is The Coffee Mare! I am a young author who loves drawing, writing, and video games. I play the piano and live in Wisconsin, USA. MLP 4 LYF AND WHOVIAN TO THE CORE!

I will never write. I tried and it turned out horrible.

Deep into that dorkness peering...

I just follow stuff, idk

I like to make fun of poor people.

Really just some person who likes reading and MLP. Nothing too special about me. Or is there? Nope, probably not.

Descriptive phrase about the author, further elaboration, and then ponies.

I don't know what I'm doing 90% of the time. Really bad at updating things I've said I'm going to update.

A slightly cheerful unicorn pony.

Russian. From Russia. I read much and comment little, for fear of errors in my English. :)

I'm a dirty bitch.

I am an aspiring writer/artist located in Nashville. My main interest is writing for the conversion bureau, because of the rich, interesting premise and the potential for new enemies.

I'm an English brony with ambitions of being a writer. I don't write for kids, so expect a lot of my content to contain NSFW content, whether that be sex, violence, or just swearing. Hope you enjoy!

Now just a guy down memory lane - 11/2022

Currently a Lurker. Usually reads 50k+ words of story per day.

working on it

trans girl living it large in a chaotic, beautiful world

Play Video Games. Fight Thugs. Be A Thug. Ride a Bike. Eat, Sleep, Drink. Then Pony Time. Thats Me Digital. Hit me up DigtalGamer101 PC/Xbox

Just an ordinary sysadmin