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Metemponychosis


My name is Metemponychosis Edgy Hornyson!

Feb
17th
2024

By the way, this story will be relevant to Fólkvangr... · 2:30am February 17th

... this one.
It will be about six chapters which I will submit in the following days as I am done editing them.
It's obviously unnecessary to read, but I think that some of you might like it. <wink, wink>

And also its sequel, but I'll talk about it when it's time.

Jan
7th
2024

An announcement · 1:44pm January 7th

The next chapter of Gray Dames is with my editor and in the following days, I will post it (he has one of those things you normal people call a life). Next should be Piece of Parchment. Instead, I will work on and two complementary stories to the alternate universe. The timing of recent events in Fólkvangr and Gray Dames is perfect. Piece of Parchment's next chapter will follow, with Twilight and Cadance finally meeting Naminé.

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Jan
7th
2024

Behold! The Samsaraverse! · 1:42pm January 7th

“And so…” The monsters roared on inside his mind. “Since countless existences before, the Matriarch of the Great Herd and the Mother of Storms wage their endless war, and mortals dance to their insane aria, and will continue to do so without end.”

1. Introduction
2. The Ethos
3. The Griffonian Situation.
4. Stories in the AU

1. Introduction

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May
6th
2022

Matchlocks, wheellocks, flintlocks, goldilocks and male birds. · 12:09am May 6th, 2022

I'm not sure why I decided to write this. Probably because I've written about 10000 words in the last 3 days and I may be going insane, using my free time to write more than I should.

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Mar
6th
2022

The State of the Story Address · 2:32am Mar 6th, 2022

(Haha! See what I did with the title? Haha! I’m so funny.)

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Aug
30th
2021

The World Economy of the Equestrian Federation · 6:48pm Aug 30th, 2021

After the last chapter for Fólkvangr I decided that a post about money would be a nice idea.

So, Gaetana explains to Gilda that one Eagle is equal to one Bit. That would depend if griffons would be willing to exchange the Bits they already have 1:1, but also if the rest of the world would do that. It would also depend if Snow Mountains would be able to provide that weight to their money.

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Aug
23rd
2021

The Fall of The Empire. · 2:37pm Aug 23rd, 2021

The whole fall of the empire will be its own story from Celestia’s and Grigor’s point of view. I put the abridged version in the last chapter to situate Gilda’s first vision in the timeline of Ghadah’s witnessing of it all.

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Jul
27th
2021

Griffon Anatomy · 7:32pm Jul 27th, 2021

TL;DR: griffons have a bird-like respiratory system that makes them effing scary as aerial predators, and their feathers cover more of their body than I had realized. 'Griffons are OP, pls nerf' pegasi say.

Trigger warning: feedback causes writer with too much time on his hands ponders about the anatomy of mythological animals, and that paradoxically caused him to delay a chapter (again) because his job laughs at the notion of a stable schedule.

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Jul
14th
2021

A Lore Dump Regarding the AU + Griffon Breeds · 8:36pm Jul 14th, 2021

One of the people reading Fólkvangr asked about the griffon races. That information is bound to be incomplete because of the nature of the story, so I made a bit of a lore dump for the people reading Fólkvangr that don’t want to bother with Piece of Parchment, and it also compliments some of the information in that story too.

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