I'm an old sourpuss.
Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.
Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)
I think far, far too hard about things. These things include magical ponies.
loves tiaras.
I love sporks. And I love soup. Those two things unfortunately don't go together very well.