"You're not a burden, my love" Simon comforted his partner, Prince Lucian. "You're all 7,634,420,069,142,002,387,487,862,912 stars in my sky, Luce. And I love how brightly you shine"

"Jimmy Hook's the Name, Transformations is my Game" (Victim of The Cursed Gift since September 2016)

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Have a seat while I check if these drapes really clash with my den. I’m going for a less... murder massacre theme, y’know? If only the price of a joke wasn’t mass murder and- oh it’s not?

Because if there's an opportunity, no matter how small, to bitch at something, people will do so.

My ships, let me show you them!!!

Can't write Just read.

[shitposting loudly]

Oh um, I'm calibrating... yeah...

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