I listened to a fair deal of heavy metal and decided I wanted to write something fun with lots of action.

THere They Come

• MLP: FiM
• Adventure
• Random

It was a sunny day in Baltimare when it all went to sh*t. Time to fight, I guess.

• Rainbow Dash
• Luna
• Discord
• Starlight Glimmer

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Hence, Here They Come was born. Let's kick some ass!

AAIQU

Edit: I've now published over 200,000 horsewords. Milestone!

EThe Bigger They Come

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Slice of Life

To prove that she's as tough as she claims to be, Scootaloo challenges Big Mac to a fight.

• Twilight
• Rainbow Dash
• Scootaloo
• Big Mac
• CMCs

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This'll probably be my last spontaneous oneshot for a little while (considering I've posted six stories this week, that's still not too shabby!), but I think people will enjoy this one! I wanted it to feel like an episode of the show, and I feel like I've managed to capture a good few of the elements that make that up.

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TJunkie Mac

• MLP: FiM
• Dark
• Sad
• Slice of Life
• Tragedy

Junkie Mac lived in a torrent of tobacco ash, surrounded by pizza crusts and empty bottles in his rancid flat. Follow me as I narrate the life of Macintosh, who got his wings and horn and traded them for open vein depositories. (Poetry.)

• Big Mac

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But I promise it's not actually anything offensive.

Ah well, it'll probably still piss a few people off.

Enjoy! It's actually a vaguely structured poem, so if you're into that sort of thing, you should have a good time with it!

AAIQU

TWhat Do You Mean 'EDM'?

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Slice of Life

Vinyl Scratch knows a lot about electronic music. Rainbow Dash doesn't. This annoys Vinyl to no end.

• Rainbow Dash
• DJ P0N-3
• Octavia

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Here's another, read and enjoy.

AAIQU

PS. I have comments to reply to, I'll do that soon.

Edit: Why is it that within half an hour of posting two more fics featuring Vinyl are released? That's some nasty luck.

Double edit: This has been sat on nine upvotes for like an hour because my luck is doubly rotten tonight.

TSpike is Secretly a Twat

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Slice of Life

Spike constantly goes around doing self-absorbed, rude things, yet somehow nopony notices! Score!

• Spike
• Main 6

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This one is exactly what it says on the cover, enjoy.

AAIQU

PS: For those who were wondering, I'll release a second chapter of Change in Three Movements soon, possibly tonight.

AAIQU

TChange in Three Movements

• MLP: FiM
• Drama
• Slice of Life

After years of putting aside her strongest aspirations in favour of doing what she knows, Spitfire's dreams of being a musician resurface. Will she risk her career in favour of her desires?

• Spitfire
• DJ P0N-3

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If you've ever felt inclined to check out one of my stories, please make it this one.

Usually, I don't have much to say about my stories on release, but this has been the result of months of planning and work, and I'm very, very excited to be able to bring it to all of you, and to say that I wrote it!

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TI'm Taking You With Me

• MLP: FiM
• Slice of Life

Starlight graduated her friendship lessons months ago. She’s still welcome in the castle, but feels tethered there. Meanwhile, her best friend travels around Equestria, bringing back trinkets and tales alike. Starlight wants in on the experience.

• Twilight
• Trixie
• Starlight Glimmer

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This is now live! Written for Famous' birthday, go pester him. (Nicely!)

Hope everyone else enjoys this too! It was real fun to write.

AAIQU

Get it?

This will be my new avatar right after the blog goes live. I really love it, it's brilliant work.

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EFifteen Minutes More

• MLP: FiM
• Romance
• Sad
• Slice of Life

Restless and distressed from the nightmares of others as well as her own dreams, Princess Luna seeks solace in the tranquility of another’s.

• Luna
• Big Mac

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Apparently the update isn't showing on the front page, ah well!

AAIQU

Edit: It's there now. Bit late, but ah well!

EFifteen Minutes More

• MLP: FiM
• Romance
• Sad
• Slice of Life

Restless and distressed from the nightmares of others as well as her own dreams, Princess Luna seeks solace in the tranquility of another’s.

• Luna
• Big Mac

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Written without planning or forethought following a pretty shitty personal experience.

A story about recovery, and finding the better things in life.

AAIQU