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All Art Is Quite Useless


When I'm not writing stories, I'm writing essays. My keyboard sees fairly frequent use. University student, high functioning Rainbow Dash enthusiast, and satirical activist.

Sep
23rd
2017

Plans Plans Plans · 6:18pm Sep 23rd, 2017

What I'm gonna be doing over the next few weeks (alongside university):

Working on my novel sized story: First couple of chapters are in the last refining stage, and I'm soon going to be drafting up chapter three. Now, at this point, I don't even have a title for the story, let alone a description or cover art, but I'm willing to reveal a couple of details.

One: Spitfire is the main character, Vinyl Scratch is the most frequent supporting character.

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Sep
22nd
2017

With great pleasure · 12:06am Sep 22nd, 2017

TA Royal Mistake
It seems that no amount of stalling, negotiation, or bargaining will stop the council. Since Twilight's coronation, they have insisted that she be tied to a Canterlot noble, so as not to lose their hold on Twilight's dominion. Tied in marriage.
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Read it. You know you want to.

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Sep
15th
2017

I Published Another Thing · 7:26pm Sep 15th, 2017

Oh yeah, and I hit 150,000 words published, that's pretty neat.

TThe Comfy Chair
The Equestrian Inquisition have taken Twilight Sparkle for questioning. Will Twilight be able to handle sitting in Equestria's comfiest chair?
All Art Is Quite Useless · 3.1k words  ·  246  16 · 3.2k views

Check it out!

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Sep
15th
2017

Thoughts and Advice for New and Prospective Writers! · 1:46am Sep 15th, 2017

Sep
13th
2017

Necessary Adjustments · 8:06pm Sep 13th, 2017

An ironic title, considering what I've just done. Namely, as per my commissioner's request, I've made a few edits on the first two chapters of A Royal Mistake. Nothing too jarring, mind you, just little things in the dialogue, small edits in the prose to reflect tone, and a couple of other things that I felt needed ironing out.

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Sep
8th
2017

Just Published This Outta Nowhere · 8:49pm Sep 8th, 2017

In the mood for a light introspective, in which we see Rainbow Dash's reaction to being idolised?

EThe Confuzzling Commendation of Sir Rainbow Dash
After being a hero once more and saving hundreds of lives, Rainbow Dash battles with an unexpected foe: Fame and appreciation.
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Look no further!

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Sep
1st
2017

Go Read This! · 11:03pm Sep 1st, 2017

[Unpublished stories cannot be embedded]

A fic inspired by OutRun and written by a very talented guy, containing two brilliant characters and a very interesting premise!

You won't be disappointed in the slightest.

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Aug
27th
2017

Common Sense · 2:12am Aug 27th, 2017

Title says it all really.

TCommon Sense
Bob has to decide whether he wants to stay in Equestria or go back to his normal life.
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Enjoy my thirteenth story! Feel free to let me know what you think.

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Aug
27th
2017

Life without internet is no fun · 12:16am Aug 27th, 2017

So, anyone who read my recent blog post will know that I recently moved home, which is why I’ve not been available online. Oh, what fun that has been.

First off, the move was hell. I had half an hours sleep the night before, and spent roughly 18 hours straight packing and cleaning because there was just so bloody much to do. When all was said and done, I travelled over to the new place, crawled onto my sofa and died. Sleeping pattern has been pretty ruined since.

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Aug
13th
2017

It's here! · 8:40pm Aug 13th, 2017

Get it, get it, get it now!

EDon't Ever Let Me Go
For years, Sunset Shimmer has held her place at Celestia's side. She was her prized student, her number one prodigy. In return, Celestia was Sunset's world, her passion. However, with time and age come change, and Sunset cannot take it any more.
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