Hey, Art here.

I've recently come into a fair amount of new follows. Maybe you appreciated something I wrote? Maybe you've just seen me release so many stories in a short space of time that you hit follow for the hell of it? Who knows? My reasons for following people are probably just as arbitrary as yours, but that doesn't matter. What matters is that you're here, so I may as well allow you to get to know me a little.

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And it's done!

TWell My Marefriend's a Princess!

• MLP: FiM
• Romance
• Slice of Life

After bumping into a rude pony from flight school, Rainbow tells a rather large lie to save face. Shouldn't have did that, Dashie.

• Twilight
• Rainbow Dash

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I had lots of fun with the ending, I hope it's appreciated. Enjoy!

AAIQU

TWell My Marefriend's a Princess!

• MLP: FiM
• Romance
• Slice of Life

After bumping into a rude pony from flight school, Rainbow tells a rather large lie to save face. Shouldn't have did that, Dashie.

• Twilight
• Rainbow Dash

All Art Is Quite Useless · 18k words  ·  558  27 · 8.5k views

This one was a lot of fun to write, enjoy!

AAIQU

Yeah that's right, I released a horror story. Also my first M rated fic, so take that filter off!

THarmony

• MLP: FiM
• Dark
• Horror
• Mystery

The Bearers gave up their physical Elements, but that doesn't mean that they didn't remain in their hearts.

• Sex
• Gore
• Rainbow Dash
• Spike
• Main 6
• Starlight Glimmer

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I didn't expect it to be, but this was a fucking joy to write. Here's hoping it spooks a few people, eh?

Check it out, and Happy Halloween/Nightmare Night!

AAIQU

TWeb of Truths

• MLP: FiM
• Romance
• Drama
• Thriller

Octavia has been working in diplomacy for years. She’s ruthless and intent on getting a leg up, but convinced that she has a good heart. At a political summit, she meets a pony that makes her question everything from her feelings to her moral code.

• Alt. Universe
• Octavia
• Fancypants

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I promise romance, drama, and intrigue, all wrapped in a political setting.

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I just published chapter three of this story.

TChange in Three Movements

• MLP: FiM
• Drama
• Slice of Life

After years of putting aside her strongest aspirations in favour of doing what she knows, Spitfire's dreams of being a musician resurface. Will she risk her career in favour of her desires?

• Spitfire
• DJ P0N-3

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I implore you to go and check it out. Usually I allow my stories to just do however they do, but I'd go as far as to call this one unnoticed, and I really do hope that changes, because it's a joy to write and a lot of work goes into its production.

If you enjoy my writing, you'll enjoy this story, as this is probably some of my best work.

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Wasn't long since my last post! Looks like I've got something else to say.

I wanted to document the following now, just in case it disappears suddenly:

Double feature box at once? That's pretty crazy.

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Title says it all with this one.

TI'm Not a Freakin' Mute!

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Random
• Slice of Life

Or a vampire, for that matter!

• DJ P0N-3

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Enjoy!

AAIQU

I was gonna write a retrospective for Why Do We Have Guards, but that's going strong right now, so instead I've decided to release something else!

TAnonination

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Random

You and Fluttershy have a child together. You probably should have considered the ramifications of interspecies breeding first.

• Sex
• Second Person
• Human
• Fluttershy
• Nurse Redheart
• Anon

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Lots of fun to write, hopefully lots of fun to read too! Check it out.

AAIQU

I know I recently said I wouldn't write any more oneshots for a while, but I couldn't help myself with this one.

TWhy Do We Have Guards?

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Slice of Life

Luna has been considering the matter for a while, and she can't put her hoof on why. Confused and irritated, she goes to her sister in search of enlightenment.

• Celestia
• Luna
• Royal Guard

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(This story features the best OC I've ever written.)

AAIQU