This story is a sequel to The Amazing Adventures of Butter Knife! (& Friends!)

Just like the previous story, feel free to downvote as much as you please.

You'd think that something as simple as mowing your lawn would be easy. Welp. Apparently not, given how my lawnmower just disappeared into a portal. I wonder where it went?

An obvious trollfic.
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A story about a guy displaced in Equestria as a lawnmower.

Art by Grim_Grin.

This story is a sequel to Half an hour or bust!

Alfred comes to Equestria.

Lots of things happen to Alfred.

Twilight Sparkle is in tartar sauce.

This is what happens when you share an editable Google Doc with a Discord server.

A foal that's always referred to as "child".

Sentient wind that may or may not actually be a Windigo.

... Wolf railguns?

Yeah, this thing is a mess.

This here's a collection of one-shots and random thoughts compiled into a single "story". Most, if not all, are likely to never be continued to be worked upon, either because I'm not interested, because I ran out of ideas, or because it was already too cringey to continue.

It seemed like I was just about to win, too. Wario just had to toss his motorcycle at me, didn't he?

Oh well, looks like I'm back to the big forest I was raised in... wait, this ain't a Pokemon... does that mean... oh, oh, ooh... now I get it. This is just some sort of new adventure mode, ain't it?

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FITE ME, SKRUBS.