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I never thought of myself as a sailor, but now ships are all I sea. (That pun was bad, but I don't feel bad.) Stories coming soon

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I love to write, I love to read, and I love this community! If there's a story I want to read that doesn't exist yet, I'll write it myself.

Follow me and I myself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla. Where you'll ride eternal, shiny and chrome!

Lookit me, I'm a succubutt, also this account is pretty dead.

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haha rainbow machine go brrr

Verbatim et lteratim

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Well, I just figured out how to do a short bio! So, yeah.