Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Dark Scribe of the 38th Company, Iron Warriors Legion, come to bring the glory of Chaos to the realm of Pony.

I don't know what you're talking about, I've always looked like this.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

This is fiction. But it is based...

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Let's see what I can do.

Okay, now I know the empty bottle of whiskey on my desk 'looks' bad, but there's a perfectly sober explanation.

A knight in Shining Armor has never had his metal truly tested.