I am never serious.

This is fiction. But it is based...

*Insert poetic irony here*

Retired writer of almost anything. Lover of RariDash and background ponies.

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

"Sometimes the world doesn't need another hero... Sometimes what it needs is a monster." - Count Dracula

Just a random Brony writing some of the most unappreciative stories. Like Gears of War, Darkness(soon), and other things.

I usually stick to common themes in my stories. I like to have all the characters have a good reason for their goals. I shoot down any concept of fate. Also, there are always dragons.

Brony, Pegasister, Writer, Mechanic, and Defender of the little ones.

Be careful what you release into the world, because you never know who your audience is, damnit.