NOTE FROM THE AUTHOR:

This is a trash bin fic! I.E. this is an old piece of work that was never completed because of lack of interest or distaste for the piece.

First fic that I ever created that was made 1.999 years ago, or something like that... Uncensored grammatical errors. However, there is no uncensored nudity.

You've been warned.

If you want a description of the story itself, here it is:

There are two derpies in the universe, but there are completely different. Derpy 1 is somewhat in character, while Derpy 2 is the antithesis of Derpy. Also, there's a random organization of dudes that completely rip of Doctor Whooves in every way, shape, and form!

Tl;Dr Derpy should really not have a doppelganger....

I remember the days with Octavia, and I also remember the days after them. In each day there was music, and each note a story and lesson was given to me.

My name is Gallant Hatter, and I am pony like any other. I am only different in that I hear music in my mind which warns me when something is about to happen. This power was given to me somehow, and I intend to use it to save everyone I know from the storm that is ahead...

When you have three immortals in one room, what would happen? Apparently an epic debate with random prophecies that will affect the foundation of Equestria forever.

When you're stuck alone with your brother in the middle of a desert, what would you do?

"I cry. I weep. Will I ever see light again? It is...[sic.] tragic. I can't remember the glowing stars, I can't remember the sunshine, I can't remember the light of friendship or companionship. All I remember is Tartarus, the place of the damned. I remember only night, I remember only death. Is this what it is like in death's other kingdom? Have the eyes guided me here to stay for eternity? I don't know...."
-the Tartarus Journal

This is a trollfic, there's nothing really more that needs to be said.

But if you must know, this is the story of the mane six conquering the pimp Sweetie Belle, the self-inserts, and derpzilla.

Also, there's a random fluttershark at the end.

Honestly, this is just awful. However, it shall be posted here for you to gaze upon the abomination.

Note: Keeping the original description

Twilight Sparkle; the most studious librarian in Equestria. But when things get physical how will this young mare handle herself?...

This piece is based off epic poetry, and the genesis of the world and the events that shape the present day Equestria; I.E. This piece has been made to describe in poetic format the origins of Equestria and how they connect to the Mane Six. Plot holes within the pony canon have been filled in by the author "Bard Clop" and has been summarized by his friend, "Gallant Hatter." There motto on this work is this:
Harmoniis, in medias res.