I have no earthly clue what I'm doing.

Too much to write; too little time

I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.

No, I'm not your mommy. Stop asking.

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

I came, I saw, I got turned into a Brony. Tumblr link http://xeno-the-sharp-tongue.tumblr.com/