• Member Since 8th May, 2014
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Ya know, why are you here. I don't post shit, I just read

Total horse words read

5,280,938 in 261stories

There is about 750,000 - 1,000,000 not included, from stories people have deleted.

Which ya know, really rustles my jimmies. Not only do I have to slowly add them to this rising tally, but I also have no idea which stories have been deleted, so I can never have closure. What if it was that really good one I read a couple months back, or that super unique one that I found last year. These thoughts haunt me daily.


Just a random guy who often reads fimfiction, in my spare time. I would write some stuff myself, but I'm not very confident in the creation, and writing of stories. However, if you ever need a proof reader or something along those lines, I'm happy to help.

I will typically stick to stories that have been completed, avoiding those that are still being written. I don't want to get invested in a story and have it discontinued. However, I still read quite a few stories that are incomplete. But, they are stories that show regular updates and usually have a author with a good track record for completing stories.

Some of my favorite stories to date

  • Swooping Pegasus Rainbow Dash. A Pegasus who disappeared for 2 years is back. And she's got a story to tell. by FenrisianBrony 160,085 words · 7,991 views · 675 likes · 42 dislikes
  • Dash of Humanity Have you ever woken up as a vegan cartoon pony? I have, and she won’t shut up about it. I’m stuck in her body as our minds swap control and our memories blur. I’m not sure I can survive the rest of the day, let alone until we fix it by Kaidan 95,297 words · 29,366 views · 3,509 likes · 137 dislikes
  • Sweetie's Shadow Looking for a way to get over her fear of public speaking, Sweetie Belle borrows an instructional book from Twilight's library to help out. One thing leads to another and some how ends up binding King Sombra to her as her shadow... by Note Sketch 123,832 words · 15,344 views · 2,155 likes · 42 dislikes
  • Headless, not Heartless Most people wouldn't think dressing up as an optional boss would land them in Equestria. Most people would be right. Most people aren't me. Most people still have their bloody head! by Thadius0 60,435 words · 20,372 views · 2,366 likes · 95 dislikes

Some more good ones

  • Distorted Fate What happens when a dimension traveler ends up being stuck in a place they never expected to be? In a place where they find themselves in a new body, dealing with an unknown species. Note: This is not a HiE story. by Silvak 110,411 words · 16,461 views · 1,787 likes · 67 dislikes
  • A Puppet To Her Fame My unicorn parents called me a worthless mud pony. They pushed me every day to overcome my lowly status. When I woke up one morning with my cutie mark, I thought they would love me. I couldn't have been farther from the truth. by Kaidan 29,713 words · 15,339 views · 1,478 likes · 61 dislikes
  • Shattered Prism Each night I’m trapped in the dark, immobilized. I hear whispers as they operate on me: they say I shouldn’t be alive. Twilight refuses to tell me about the operation. Sometimes she can’t look me in the eye. What did they do to me? by Kaidan 32,078 words · 8,224 views · 988 likes · 34 dislikes
  • I Am Going To Save And/Or Destroy Equestria! In an Equestria where Celestia and Luna have slain each other, a human is brought to Equestria in the body of King Sombra, in hopes that he might be able to save the kingdom from the fiends of Tartarus... by Bucking Nonsense 95,088 words · 14,659 views · 1,564 likes · 83 dislikes