Bushfires, floods, cyclones and drought. All at the same time. Australia is trying to kill us all.

Crushric, n. — A narcissistic masochist, a Southern gentleman, and snarky smartass. If you're looking for someone to disappoint you, he won't disappoint you.

RIP DarkWing's Writing. We Hardly Knew Ye.

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

O.F.P.

I type stories using my hands

The last time I was in an orgy, three people died. It was a good day for me.