Howdy, I’m Burt.

Good Sir Zuccington to my acquaintances

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Welcome to my content. I like writing stories (which is luckily what the site is for) I write what I want, that's how I roll. WARNING: I attempt to counter my shitty writing by writing lots of stories

Commissions are open, feel free to DM. Also maybe donate to my Ko-Fi https://ko-fi.com/thewraithwriter

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Hiya, I'm Lucky! Lucky Narcissus Strikes, if we're being formal. Thanks for clicking on my face! Why don't you make yourself comfortable and I'll get us some tea?

Follow me and I myself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla. Where you'll ride eternal, shiny and chrome!

I didn't do it, I swear!