Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

An American who doesn't go to cons. Follow me on my Tumblr and on Fanfiction.net.

Exspecto meus bellum cum morte. "Look inside my soul, and see the face of madness." -- St. Benedict

irresistible

My dick maybe large, but really only in your heads. I'm quite the average guy, from day to day life, I seek answers only to get more questions. And yes, I am that guy who fucks mothers.

I have a lot of friends and I make a lot of money, my rhymes are so sweet 'cuz I dip 'em in honey.

I will follow you all

The man without a plan.

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.

"To make something a masterpiece, you will need to accommodate 22 hours of editing for every 1000 words after the rough draft. To make SOMETHING, you need to write."

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