I write romance with intimacies, not clop. To my readers, I quote The Bard: “We who prologue-like your humble patience pray, Gently to hear, kindly to judge, our play.” (Henry V)

Oh look a bio...

PS: Formerly 'Jonshine' - changed to match an available email address, JonOfEquestria [at] googlemail.com

thehalfelf, otherwise known as The Black Wizard, is a strange, humanized cactus whose only intention is to 1) play all of the video games and B) ship all the ponies

A silly person who wants to write, but tends to draw instead.

I really need to get to writing more ofte--oh hey, other people's fanfiction! That won't distract me at all!

currently suffering from the curse of improving just enough to hate what i just wrote, then starting over again

Hmmmm.... um... er... yeah. I like to read.

My name is Ross, I'm 18 and currently at university! I am now totally addicted to MLP fanfics. :D I may even try writing my own one day, as soon as I get over my crippling lack of confidence XD

I'm a chef and an avid reader of all flavors, and perhaps one day I'll even get around to writing something. Want a recipe, Pony themed or not? Hit me up and I'll help you out!

"I used to like reading, but then CookieMonstar wrote a story and now I'm blind. Thanks, you horrible prick." - Someone somewhere, I'm sure.

Me? Oh, I write things.

Just a watcher account.

Do I really have to type my bio?