"OH GOD, THEY'RE LAPDANCING ME!" -Steel, 2015 - Aspiring author, artist with absolutely no skill yet a lot of wants, and just your typical, all-around lover of MLP fanfiction. That's me.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

And thou camith down Krass who holdth the commandments, he pointed out thou sinners who had broketh thy rule and he broughth down his ban hammer to bare. and all was good. -ArchangelDoom

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Sometimes I wonder why I write. Then I look back at my stories and remember: I have a story to tell. And a LOT of mistakes to correct.

An enigma as vexing as life itself.

"You want to fly on a magic carpet to see the king of the potato people, and plead with him for your freedom, and you're telling me you're completely sane?"

I'm your friendly neighborhood riffer. Except when I'm not. I also write pony words and review them. I hope to serve.