• Member Since 24th Mar, 2013
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I am fuelled by tea and hate. Throw money at me. Ko-Fi.


Message. Update. Notice. · 6:05pm Monday

I crashed and burned out for a bit. Still not 100% back in the saddle, but I'm getting comfy again.
Project Sparkle, Blink, Welcome to the 'Verse, Shadow of Equestria, and Spike at your Service are all in varying stages of completion on their next chapters as I flitter about between them as I'm wont to do, however an update for them is in the pipeline. How soon they will land is up in the air, but I'm not dead and I'm getting things done bit by bit. Just letting you all know.

I appreciate all the favourites, follows, comments, and likes on my stuff, ya cunts.

A Wishing Well

Appul a cute!


Self-inserts are BAD.

Identity Politics are BAD.

(You) should feel BAD.

Commit toaster-bath, imbibe bleach, play hang-tree, or even connect a fork right into the plug socket. It's for all our sakes, my guy.

If (You) enjoy reading or writing self-insert rubbish or pushing identity politics onto these lovely technicolour equines, I would highly recommend feeding yourself a .45 calibre projectile through a high-velocity firearm delivery system.

Glad I Could Help.

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That's certainly one of the SFM's of all time.
I really much prefer the original.

I am fuelled by tea and hate.

Mine are righteous acrimony and adderall


You're very welcome! :ajsmug:

Not at all, I'm memeing on you.
You have your opinion, AWFUL AS IT IS, and that is allowed. We all get to enjoy different things.

Okay, I think it's sensitive topic, sorry for bringing it up, no bad feelings here

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