Feb
14th
2023
I appreciate all the favourites, follows, comments, and likes on my stuff, ya cunts.
A Wishing Well
Fancy tossing some coin in? The dosh thrown at me will primarily go towards unique artwork for my stories.
Appul a cute!
A CUTE!
Self-inserts are BAD.
Identity Politics are BAD.
You should feel BAD.
Commit toaster-bath, imbibe bleach, or even connect fork into the plug socket. It's for all our sakes, my guy.
If (You) enjoy reading or writing self-insert rubbish or pushing identity politics onto these lovely technicolour equines, I would highly recommend feeding yourself a .45 calibre projectile through a high-velocity firearm delivery system.
I mean that in the nicest way possible.
I love* (You), really.
*love is a rather strong term, really I dislike (You) and actually wish a heavy object would repeatedly collide with your face until it is naught but a red pasty mush.
Check Out These Stories
Project Sparkle
Twilight is dragged into a deep web of conspiracy that threatens Canterlot.
A cyberpunk dystopia full of augments, intrigue, sex, and violence.
Shadow Of Equestria
Applejack and Applebloom survive in a blighted Equestria while trying to save it.
A post-apocalyptic world with violence, thrills, adventure, and hope.
The Big Ones
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Shadow Of Equestria Equestria is ash, unspeakable horrors lurk in the shadows, and danger looms around every corner. Yet after cataclysm, Applejack and Applebloom survive, and try to save their home. 27,204 words · 29 · 4
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Welcome To The 'Verse Due to a magicial improbability, Twilight finds herself in a strange place with an even stranger crew. 29,718 words · 108 · 3
Short And (likely not so) Sweet
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Empath Songbird Serenade struggles with her secrets before her time in the spotlight. 3,911 words · 30 · 3
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Last Apple Standing Something terrible has killed Ponyville, and Applejack is its final witness. 6,171 words · 36 · 7
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Nightshift An exhausted sleepwalking all-powerful Alicorn walks into a store... 2,275 words · 357 · 11
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Decay Discord shared the secret of his power with Twilight. A price was paid and knowledge gained, but the aftermath was a calamity. A sequel to Rot. 14,651 words · 224 · 4
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The D.H Postal Company "No letter that can be sent deserves to go undelivered." ─ D.H Postal Company motto. 8,718 words · 78 · 5
Rude, Crude, And Extremely Lewd
I'll always be here working away on my stories, and adding new ones as they come into my head. Don't fret if you've come to check up on a particular story, none of them are ever forgotten even if I neglect some of them in favour of others. I'm considering commissions, so PM me for details if you're interested.
"If you have any further questions, please feel free to pull the lever to your right."
If you do actually have mouthwords to share there is a box below.
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Neither, just the standard black tea blend us Brits commonly drink.
Earl Grey's a bit too rich for my tastes, Chamomile is for health wellness experts to flaunt the benefits of.
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Chamomille or Earl Grey? And at least you are drinking a refined drink such as tea before indulging in your hate.
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What are you referring to? Tea and hate? Because yes.
In that order?
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Ah, not your kind of comedy.
Fair.