Damn it, this is really funny. I was going to fucking hit you upside the head with mean spirited words from my hate of Human in Equestria fics, but dammit, you got me to crack a smile. You're a son of a bitch, here have my favorite you cowering fuck tard!
Final Verdict: Fuck I go into it wanting to hate it, only to be disappointed.
P.S: You might wanna proof read this, it needs some grammar mistakes fixed something awful. If ya need any help on it, just send me a message.
This is the first clopfic where a male isn't all for it. Nice. I love awkward situations like that, when they're begging you but you're all like "Naw, I'm good." Oh, and for the whole in-mind thing, I suggest apostrophes instead of quotation marks.
Also, OP is a faggot. You said you didn't want to fuck ponies, yet you agreed. You sad fuck. But when I would come over, you would probably jump out the window the second I mentioned sex. Rasshole.
2430322 I actually didn't dislike this story, I just don't masturbate to clop. Not my thing. I still read it, and enjoy reading it. My aren't you quite the rage filled junkie. Commenting on peoples stories, getting mad at people who don't clop to clop. Could you be anymore of a hypocritical brony?
I don't clop, but I read clop, and often like it. Is that so wrong? I don't know just find it hard to masturbate to ponies.
2425805 Freak.
2425809 Meh, I've been called worse.
This fic suddenly made me realize how picky I am with what I read.
Damn it, this is really funny. I was going to fucking hit you upside the head with mean spirited words from my hate of Human in Equestria fics, but dammit, you got me to crack a smile. You're a son of a bitch, here have my favorite you cowering fuck tard!
Final Verdict: Fuck I go into it wanting to hate it, only to be disappointed.
P.S: You might wanna proof read this, it needs some grammar mistakes fixed something awful. If ya need any help on it, just send me a message.
This is the first clopfic where a male isn't all for it. Nice. I love awkward situations like that, when they're begging you but you're all like "Naw, I'm good." Oh, and for the whole in-mind thing, I suggest apostrophes instead of quotation marks.
Oh god instant like and fave.
So, basically, God is Discord.
EDIT:
Or Sheogorath. That works, too.
I don't know whether to laugh or cry
Both happened at one
That was... amusing as hell.
this
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Imho you didnt go enough with your "don't wanna screw ponies" twist. He barely resisted her at all. Fun read anyway.
So happy we live in our nice secluded reality. No gods to fuck with us, just aliens.
CUZ AH CAAAAAAN!
no
sheogorath for the win!
i think ill visit again. dont want my eyes plucked out now
The sceond I read "Cuz Ah CAN!" I lost it. I fucking love this fic, it's hilarious.
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Lrn 2 jack off, you jack off.
However, if it is a:
Twilight/RD
Twilight/ANYTHING
RD/ANYTHING
Then feel free to smash dat dislike so haaaarrrdddd. Because I won't search for those damned things.
Hmm switch me with him and I'll like the story more.
Also, OP is a faggot.
You said you didn't want to fuck ponies, yet you agreed. You sad fuck.
But when I would come over, you would probably jump out the window the second I mentioned sex.
Rasshole.
2430322 I actually didn't dislike this story, I just don't masturbate to clop. Not my thing. I still read it, and enjoy reading it. My aren't you quite the rage filled junkie. Commenting on peoples stories, getting mad at people who don't clop to clop. Could you be anymore of a hypocritical brony?
just gonna say gods a dick
Bro i shat a brick reading this its so random and funny!!
Boop.
Lol I remember reading this on Fanfiction.net Next is applejack
......1 question, will you go to hell if it was god that made you do it?
PARTY.MOV reference!
Spike: OH MY GOD, IT GOT IN MY MOUTH! YOU HAVE ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT TO SPRAY ON ME, YOU STUPID CUNT?
Very smart.
2425809 I read clop like a sir
I imagine God's voice in this to sound like Super Kami Guru from TFS Dragonball Z Abridged...
I don't always read clop, but when I do, it must be awkward.
In retrospect a few parts my need a bit of editing, but other than that- Good job.
As a proud Virginian I refuse to read anything staring a cousin lovin' West Virginian! Good day sir!
I SAID GOOD DAY!!!
With a name like mine, it increases my curiosty.
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Atleast it ended with him getting a good sleep.
2430322 If it is RD/any guy then I click LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE *CLOP CLOP CLOP CLOP CLOP*
man that just made my week you sir deserve...something non substancial since i'm poor so.here are all the spikes+//0
I imagined Fluttershys face as this the entire sex scene.
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isn't that a predicament? a protagonist who doesn't want to do it with a pony and said pony is probably going to rape is ass. XD
3074365 that's horrifying holy shit
3074365 you sir just gave me a why boner
This was a hilarious surprise.
>story starts with a deus ex
nah
If she did that to me I would literally kill her I mean rip her fuckin wings off
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His names Chuck
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