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Attention all clop RPers. Me and a friend are looking for a third person to RP with! If you want to message me and I'll work something out with you. If you want a smaple of our RPs message me.

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I don't clop, but I read clop, and often like it. Is that so wrong? I don't know just find it hard to masturbate to ponies.

2425809 Meh, I've been called worse.

This fic suddenly made me realize how picky I am with what I read.

Damn it, this is really funny. I was going to fucking hit you upside the head with mean spirited words from my hate of Human in Equestria fics, but dammit, you got me to crack a smile. You're a son of a bitch, here have my favorite you cowering fuck tard!

Final Verdict: Fuck I go into it wanting to hate it, only to be disappointed.

P.S: You might wanna proof read this, it needs some grammar mistakes fixed something awful. If ya need any help on it, just send me a message.

This is the first clopfic where a male isn't all for it:raritywink:. Nice. I love awkward situations like that, when they're begging you but you're all like "Naw, I'm good." Oh, and for the whole in-mind thing, I suggest apostrophes instead of quotation marks.

Oh god instant like and fave.

“Actually yes, I’m going to make your day pretty wacky from now on.”

“What?! WHY?!”

“Cuz ah caaaaaaaaan!”

So, basically, God is Discord. :rainbowlaugh:

EDIT:

“There, now I’m going back up to the plain of Oblivion.”

Or Sheogorath. That works, too. :facehoof: :rainbowlaugh:

I don't know whether to laugh or cry

Both happened at one

Imho you didnt go enough with your "don't wanna screw ponies" twist. He barely resisted her at all. Fun read anyway.

So happy we live in our nice secluded reality. No gods to fuck with us, just aliens.:ajbemused::rainbowlaugh:

:rainbowlaugh: sheogorath for the win!

i think ill visit again. dont want my eyes plucked out now

The sceond I read "Cuz Ah CAN!" I lost it. I fucking love this fic, it's hilarious.

2425814
Lrn 2 jack off, you jack off.
However, if it is a:
Twilight/RD
Twilight/ANYTHING
RD/ANYTHING

Then feel free to smash dat dislike so haaaarrrdddd. Because I won't search for those damned things.

Hmm switch me with him and I'll like the story more. :rainbowlaugh:

Also, OP is a faggot.
You said you didn't want to fuck ponies, yet you agreed. You sad fuck.
But when I would come over, you would probably jump out the window the second I mentioned sex.
Rasshole.

2430322 I actually didn't dislike this story, I just don't masturbate to clop. Not my thing. I still read it, and enjoy reading it. My aren't you quite the rage filled junkie. Commenting on peoples stories, getting mad at people who don't clop to clop. Could you be anymore of a hypocritical brony?

just gonna say gods a dick

Bro i shat a brick reading this :flutterrage: its so random and funny!!

Lol I remember reading this on Fanfiction.net:twistnerd: Next is applejack:ajbemused:

......1 question, will you go to hell if it was god that made you do it?

Comment posted by Ozbrony deleted Apr 16th, 2013

PARTY.MOV reference!
Spike: OH MY GOD, IT GOT IN MY MOUTH! YOU HAVE ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT TO SPRAY ON ME, YOU STUPID CUNT?
Very smart. :twistnerd: :twilightsheepish: :raritywink:

Poor Isaac, surrounded by horny mares

Oh god, this is more comedy then clop. :D

Isaac, Isaac, Isaac...

God just fucked you over and dropped you into heat season, didn't he?

DAH! ISSAC CLARK WANNA CLIMB ON LADDER! .....NEVER ALLOWED TO CLIMB ON LADDERS AS A KID! DAH!
(Markiplier reference)

I guess somebody just doesn't know how to roll with the mares...

............nonwilling Fluttershy>Applejack anal

Isaac needs to hurry up and roll with the punches. Fucking hilarious by the way.

2425809 I read clop like a sir :moustache:

Hmm horny fluttershy, anal applejack, hand obessed lyra, what's next twilight with a book of sex ideas wearing bdsm gear.
:rainbowhuh:

but bnot the pan nooo :pinkiegasp:

I imagine God's voice in this to sound like Super Kami Guru from TFS Dragonball Z Abridged...

Okay, okay. About you saying that this chapter sucks, by far this is the funniest one. It just need some polishing, editing, etc. to make it shine.

Dear god, lyra is a bitch. I wouldn't have gone to get drunk after that, I'd have just said, "fuck it, I'm killing the next pony who talks to me"

Why would Dash pee on him? XD

I don't always read clop, but when I do, it must be awkward.
In retrospect a few parts my need a bit of editing, but other than that- Good job.

Oh God, oh man, oh God!

Quite the strange barf/drunk/pee/scat chapter you did there.

Uhh…

Not sure how to handle the compliment.

This chapter wasn't utter shit.

Okay.

Now to get to the other 40-odd favorites I have.

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