Celestia entered her room, her eye twitching as a suspicious yellow substance dropped through her coat. On her back a little filly played with food she had conveniently hovered next to her. Celestia hadn’t thought to actually move the food away yet, even as it was smeared into her pure white coat. The filly was of course Twilight Sparkle, and she was giggling energetically as she went about annoying the princess. Celestia chose to ignore it.
“One hoof in front of the other” she muttered, ignoring the shocked glances from the guards, and the laughing that was always behind her back as she passed by them. As she finally entered her chambers the quiet tapping of her hooves was only interrupted by the sloshing sounds as Twilight smeared her coat with food, and the dripping of the suspicious substance.
“Let’s get you, and me, cleaned up before I am forced to go out in public again.” Celestia turned her gaze to Twilight, who blinked and made a very bright smile. Celestia may have even forgiven the little Alicorn, if the action had not been accompanied with the remains of the bowl being thrown at her head. Face covered by the bowl, her ear flicked a few times, before she gently levitated the bowl onto a counter, ignoring the mess starting to cover her room.
“Twilight, if you are aware of what you are doing right now, I may have to actually make good on the things you expected me to do last time you overreacted at being ‘tardy.’” Her stare bored into the filly, who simply tilted her head and gurgled happily as she scrubbed the gunk deeper into Celestia’s fur. Celestia lowered her head, trying to contain barely suppressed anger
“Let’s get you in the bath, before I am tempted to turn into a Nightmare just to escape this torment.” Celestia gently walked into the bathroom, and ran a bath. She watched the water carefully, ensuring it wasn’t her normal temperature but a pleasant luke warm. Finishing up, she turned the taps of and reached for a filly shape on her back, only to find it absent.
“Twilight” she shrieked, rushing out of the bath and managing to close the window just before a purple blur raced out the window to terrorize the city. Celestia heaved a sigh of relief, glad she had managed to avoid a disaster, her head lowered and her eyes closed as she tried coping with this unexpected burden.
“Oh” was all she said as she realised a sniffling sound was surrounding the room. Turning to look at Twilight, she only had time to widen her eyes as a keening cry swept through Equestria. The guards having heard it earlier pretended not to notice and tried not to grimace and guffaw at the same time. Canterlot simply glanced to the castle, and wondered what Luna was celebrating this time. The five element bearers reached for their elements, putting them on just in case.
“I’m sorry Twilight, but you can’t go out into the city.” Celestia desperately tried to calm her student filly, but was having no luck. In desperation she levitated the filly up and gently rocked her, thinking that parents must do this for a reason. She was no doubt shocked and relieved when it actually worked and Twilight began to cease wailing and instead settled down and smiled at her, trying to catch Celestia's magic.
“Now that we’ve set the ground rules, it’s time for a bath.” Celestia could feel the dread laden in her voice as she walked toward her bath and gently stepped into the water, a filly hovering nearby. The filly was interested in the water, so once Celestia was settled she brought the filly down to wash her before doing herself. As Twilight’s foot touched the water, problems began. Twilight began doing everything in her power to avoid the water, Celestia’s eye twitched again.
“I, Said, BATH TIME” Celestia only realised later on she had started using the royal Canterlot voice midway through speaking, too busy trying to deal with the Alicorn filly. It was then, that problems only got worse. Twilight’s horn sparked with innate magic and suddenly Twilight was in a desperate tug o war not over something huge like a moon but over who was or was not getting wet.
“Sorry Twilight, but I’m not losing to a filly today of all days.” Celestia slowly drew on more and more of her own magic, and Twilight slowly inched toward the water, and finally the line was crossed and Twilight was in, after a few moments struggling, she realised this wasn’t too bad and began to enjoy the water. Celestia watched her play, gritting her teeth and beginning the long process of cleaning up the little Alicorn. After cleaning her up, Celestia left her to play and began scrubbing the stains and gunk and smell out of her coat, satisfied when it gleamed with its normal sheen. Getting out of the bath, she dried off Twilight and then herself and entered her room.
“Alright, you’re fed, gone to the toilet, cleaned, what else does a baby need?” Celestia walked to the centre of her room, bringing the filly from hovering beside her to her front and she blinked to see Twilight was fluttering her eyes. After a moment, she yawned and settled the magic Celestia had surrounding her into the shape of a pillow and a blanket before slowly falling asleep. Celestia blinked, a slight blush coming over her face. Twilight was beautiful as a filly; however Celestia could only appreciate it when she was asleep.
“Come on my little filly, let’s gets some rest.” Celestia gently tucked the filly into the second side of her bed, and walked over to the door and told the guards she was not to be disturbed except for international emergencies. After that was done, the princess stifled a yawn and gently curled into the blankets next to the sleeping filly. Gazing at the sleeping form of Twilight, a small smile fell on her face as she felt a motherly bond overcome her, and gently cradled the filly beside her before drifting off to sleep herself. Celestia slept well for an hour, before something she had no idea she actually did happened. Her mouth open, she began to snore very loudly right in the sleeping Filly’s ear. Celestia awoke seconds later to the screams of Twilight crying, and she groaned and gently rocked the filly back to sleep.
“I have a feeling it’s going to be a very long night.”
enjoy it Twilight, while you can. Soon you get Molestia in this
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Don't tempt me
I can see it now....Molestia Unbirthing everywhere.....
Please don't go the molestia route. She can punish Twilight and Luna enough using Trollestia methods.
How will Twilight's friends react to an infant Princess? Here are my guesses
Will think Twi is adorable
will laugh her wings off
She will be happy. or maybe will be sad. She is Pinkie. Happy is highly probable, but sadness is possible.
already had to deal with Sweetie Belle as a foal. Problably does not want to deal with a foal any time soon.
will simply shrug and move on with life
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Jesus, whats wrong with thinking something is cute? Celestia is Celestia, not Molestia.
2270164 There is nothing wrong with thinking something is cute, (In my eyes, the only thing cuter than Fluttershy is one of the mane 6 as a filly).
I was just saying that I hope Molestia does not happen and guessing what the other five will think. Keep up the adorable Filly!Alicorn!Twilight antics.
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Ya I meant no
Molestia is not in this story. Do the tags show any hint molestia would be in it?
SO CUTE! But annoying...
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Who or ?
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It seems strange to see Celestia behaving this way. I usually thought of her as a mother figure to her and Spike and all.
During nap time, you spelt filly as fully. Might want to fix that.
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I see it more as Celestia is realizing she has to be more motherly if she wants to handle the tornado that is FILLY TWILIGHT ALICORN VERSION
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:\ damn
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Come on she handle Spike did she ? Then again he did't have magic but still acted like a normal baby with the ability to breath fire and all but still..
Filly Ali-Twi. Hm. ..... I like it. Take my green upthumb, sir.
Might want to look into getting a spare bedroomn for Twilight so your snoring won't wake her up Celestia.
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I don't feel that Celestia raised spike myself.
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2270652 I don't snore, Princesses don't snore. Sure Celestia, keep thinking that.
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I don't see it as arguing, more having a conversation. But fine I'll shut up.
What about Twilight's parents? I'm pretty sure they know how to properly raise their baby. After all, they already did once.
This is god damn hilarious the thought of twilight eating Celestia's main and sloshing gunk all over her, its just too much!
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Celestia hasn't thought that far ahead and is waiting for Luna to find the cure, she doesn't expect it to take too long.
And besides that, Twilight's an Alicorn now. How would two unicorns get Twilight into the bath when even Celestia started to get annoyed by how much effort it was taking?
Not to say she might think of it, but for the moment it hasn't crossed her mind.
2271403 ^_^
2270127 You gave me nightmares.
2271698 your not the first person to say that.
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They may have been able to handle her when she was just an uber!unicorn, but now she's an alicorn kiddie.
Ya know, sort of went up from incendiary grenade to full-fledged WMD.
That, and she can fly. :)
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Mike.
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Oh ? Well I guess everyone has their own opinion. And I respect yours..
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Thanks, I respect your opinion too
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Sure that sounds awesome, hope you don't mind me testing ya first.
Go through the first chapter and note me what you find.
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Not now...
Of course, I kid. Keep up the good work.
2276951 Thanks
Kids... In a nutshell...
when it got to the tug a war scene europes the final countdown started playing in my head for some reason
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Hehe, sounds like an amusing idea.
2280223 at least it wasn't eye of the tiger
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Somewhere out in eternity Celsetia's parents are laughing their flanks off...
2271059 GIRLS! Girls, calm down.
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So...it's like Pinkie trying to handle the Cake Twins in one body, but at Twilight power level?
...I feel sorry for Celestia already.
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Yes, but it looks like Celestia has no idea how to raise a filly. At least Twi's parents have experience, and I think they deserve to know that one of their children has turned into a foal.
blur
terrorize
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I'm re-reading this fic. I can't believe I didn't fav it.
Knew Tia would feel the motherly bond, though for it to truly take affect, it may take a little longer...
If she learns luna lied... that's luna and me...
Next chapter ho
Welcome to the world of mothering, Tia
Luna, your evil, but in a good sort of way, and it's funny to watch tia squirm every now and then
Luna! Make the night longer!
Can you imagine what a slightly older alicorn filly would get up to? It would be like all three of the CMC rolled up into one filly! Extremely strong unicorn magic, unusually effective wings, and earth pony strength!
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If it's a slightly older Twilight she'd be in her books. No, imagine the CMC as alicorns.
5306580 well there is a story of them being alicorns but i dont remember the name of it
The end of the chapter proved it... celestia is a foalcon.
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Dude you are seriously warped if you saw this and thought sex with an actual infant.
It's called Bed Sharing / Co-Op Sleeping and isn't an uncommon practice.
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It was a joke
babies.... this is interesting and I like how you've ended the past few chapters.